TEMEVO/SFL
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Originally Posted by Scooter
I believe it is July 17th... Check www.erscc.com for the schedule and pre-reg information. If you are going to run be there at 8:00 AM. If you are going to spectate 10:00 AM is good... Homestead is a pretty open course so prepare to see a cocky Sentra driver get his azz handed to him repeatedly and with great glee.
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Hey, wait a minute ... my life must suck if I have this much time on my hands to be posting all this $hit! 
We have a winner. You have just answered the $64,000 question. Although we will only give you $0.99 because that is all you need for upgrades to the Sentra.
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Slim, sorry about Saturday I got cable internet and I was rearranging the cables, and dusting the pc out, while lifting the pc up my act decides that he wants to see whats is going, I almost stepped on him, now avoiding I lost my balance, the pc landed on the bed and I went right into the corner of my tv stand, back first....ouch does not cut it....took norflex, ibuprofin, tylenol jsut to put me outta my misery 
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Originally Posted by Scooter
Maybe it's your hairy palms... Maybe your computer can't take any more of you trying to put your memory stick in it's slot
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Are you getting a room and a $2 Hooker?! 
How does that hangout work?!
How does that hangout work?!
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
yeah baby, my Dell's sooo hot, I love to stick my floppy discs into it's tight slot and suck it dry of all it's juicy data! ... time and time again, baby!
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Originally Posted by Scooter
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
We have a winner. You have just answered the $64,000 question. Although we will only give you $0.99 because that is all you need for upgrades to the Sentra.
We have a winner. You have just answered the $64,000 question. Although we will only give you $0.99 because that is all you need for upgrades to the Sentra.
huh!! ... I need new tires! can't you take up a collection so I can afford some MX's... I can't be putting that Advan crap on my car!
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Originally Posted by Scooter
I was planning on going with Ana... BTW you do know that she does read these forums, Don't you?? Her Screenname is Lady Bimmer... Blues Clues!!
If not I would have said something like ...
"Hey I'm sure you are taking Ana right! ... good thing, I guess you won't be needing that $2 hooker this year, huh?!"
But I didn't say that now did I ?!?!?!?!?!?
Hi, Ana!
Last edited by Turbo-Ron; Jun 27, 2005 at 10:38 AM.
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Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Stay on top of list!
MK ... can you hear me?! Nod once for yes, twice for no!
"WTF are you talking about, fer Christ Sake ?!"
Last edited by Turbo-Ron; Jun 27, 2005 at 11:49 AM.
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Dress Code
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Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Company Policy:
Effective from JUNE 2005
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Kenneth Cole, Polo, or Giani Versacci, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Last edited by Turbo-Ron; Jun 27, 2005 at 11:49 AM.
