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Old Dec 11, 2006 | 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Evoryder
...how about some knock knock jokes?
You asked for it...

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Ryder.
Ryder who.
Ryder up some more tickets bubba, that car looks faster than just 150 mph. Christmas Bonus time for Bubba.

Moral of the story: be careful what you ask for, you may get it.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooter
You asked for it...

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Ryder.
Ryder who.
Ryder up some more tickets bubba, that car looks faster than just 150 mph. Christmas Bonus time for Bubba.
good1

GM temevo it's monday hope every1 had a good weekend.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Evo Girlie
good1

GM temevo it's monday hope every1 had a good weekend.
Good Morning my dear, and how are we this morning

Good Morning to all of TEMEVO on this fine day.

As the Sergeant in Aliens would say... "...Every meal a banquet! Every formation a parade! I love the CORPS!!!
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooter
You asked for it...

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Ryder.
Ryder who.
Ryder up some more tickets bubba, that car looks faster than just 150 mph. Christmas Bonus time for Bubba.

Moral of the story: be careful what you ask for, you may get it.
wonder how long it took you to write that cheesy joke up??? ...

keep using the ticket joke...it's awesome
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Evoryder
wonder how long it took you to write that cheesy joke up??? ...
About 5 seconds to think it up and another 15 to type it...

Originally Posted by Evoryder
keep using the ticket joke...it's awesome
Dude, you got your license suspended over a tints ticket. That's just too funny.

Dude 1 "He got pulled over and the cops almost arrested him. They reamed him out a new one."
Dude 2 "Damn, what did he do? Speeding? Reckless driving? Felonious Evasion?"
Dude 1 "Nah, Tints."
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Evo Girlie
that works any1 else from temevo goin????
i wanna go and probably will, just have to find a good excuse to give my boss why i cant close on saturday nite.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 07:30 AM
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Last Friday Night's Kills

Good morning all!

Well I figure that it was time to give my new ride some much needed exercise now that she's broken in. I decided to go out to the "track" and there were quite a few to choose from and here are the results...

Factory freak Evo IX RS vs...

1st run: Black Turbo Civic Si Coupe. From a 40 roll, got him by about 5 cars.

2nd and 3rd runs: Black SRT-4 with upgraded intercooler, WGA and some other goodies he mentioned but I can't remember. From both a 20 and 40 roll, got him by about 6-7 cars.

4th run: Red Turbo Civic Hatch. This was the best run of the night. We went from a 40 roll and was door to door up until 5th, that's when I started to walk away and he gave up. Much respect to that ride, that ****er can move!

5th and 6th runs: Black modded BMW M3 with blue lights. From a 20 and 40 roll, got him by about 4 cars.

Had a lot of fun that night and I didn't even have to get a lap dance.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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Quick question - Does that back end feel loose without the wing providing downforce??

Originally Posted by Dr Evo
Good morning all!

Well I figure that it was time to give my new ride some much needed exercise now that she's broken in. I decided to go out to the "track" and there were quite a few to choose from and here are the results...

Factory freak Evo IX RS vs...

1st run: Black Turbo Civic Si Coupe. From a 40 roll, got him by about 5 cars.

2nd and 3rd runs: Black SRT-4 with upgraded intercooler, WGA and some other goodies he mentioned but I can't remember. From both a 20 and 40 roll, got him by about 6-7 cars.

4th run: Red Turbo Civic Hatch. This was the best run of the night. We went from a 40 roll and was door to door up until 5th, that's when I started to walk away and he gave up. Much respect to that ride, that ****er can move!

5th and 6th runs: Black modded BMW M3 with blue lights. From a 20 and 40 roll, got him by about 4 cars.

Had a lot of fun that night and I didn't even have to get a lap dance.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooter


Quick question - Does that back end feel loose without the wing providing downforce??
Nope, I can't tell the difference at all. Feels the same as my VIII in terms of aerodynamics.
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:45 AM
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Good Morning All!!!

Hope everyone had a good weekend!

Have a good one!!
See Ya L8r!!
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Evo
Nope, I can't tell the difference at all. Feels the same as my VIII in terms of aerodynamics.
The reason I ask is because you mentioned being in 5th gear while at the "TRACK" so I'm figuring you hit triple digits... But of course with the type of racing you do you never turn the steering wheel.

Good kills anyway!!
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 08:58 AM
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Sorry I was MIA yesterday! OMG was I hungover... I was completely useless.

Saturday night was a helluvalotta fun though!!! (Well everything I can remember anyways!) lol

Just to prove how much fun I had here's a video of me riding the bull at Tequila Ranch! I guess they liked me cause I only tipped for one ride and they made me get back on 2 more times! (Ok I would put the link here to get to it but I don't know how to apparently... help anyone?)
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by I_<3_Evo_IXs
Sorry I was MIA yesterday! OMG was I hungover... I was completely useless.

Saturday night was a helluvalotta fun though!!! (Well everything I can remember anyways!) lol

Just to prove how much fun I had here's a video of me riding the bull at Tequila Ranch! I guess they liked me cause I only tipped for one ride and they made me get back on 2 more times! (Ok I would put the link here to get to it but I don't know how to apparently... help anyone?)
HAHAHA Now I wish I had been there...
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 09:21 AM
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scooter: haha na for tints hahahaha
dr evo: nice kills
Laura: u have to host that video 1 tequilla 2 tequilla 3 tequilla ...floor lol
warth: tell them ur g.f is having a baby lol jk ok um you feel sick
Old Dec 11, 2006 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Evo Girlie
scooter: haha na for tints hahahaha
dr evo: nice kills
Laura: u have to host that video 1 tequilla 2 tequilla 3 tequilla ...floor lol
warth: tell them ur g.f is having a baby lol jk ok um you feel sick
lol try like 7 tequila... I can remember having at least that many shots before the memory goes fuzzy...

BTW how's the ankle doing??

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