TEMEVO/SFL
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by Jonasan50
Here's a little office joke that you can play on someone.. Mainly for those point and peck type of people.. It'll drive them crazy..
Reverse the "N" and "M" on the keyboard... If the computers have passwords to log on, they'll be stuck at thier desks for hours trying to figure it out... I pissed off my Sergant soooo bad one day.. He couldn't log into his computer and he was about to throw it out the window.. It was hilarious...
Reverse the "N" and "M" on the keyboard... If the computers have passwords to log on, they'll be stuck at thier desks for hours trying to figure it out... I pissed off my Sergant soooo bad one day.. He couldn't log into his computer and he was about to throw it out the window.. It was hilarious...
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Thanks!
It was a pleasure meeting everyone at yesterdays event, (if you dont recognize me, I was the tall guy with a blue shirt) and I hope to see you all again some time. I'll be hitting up the next meet at the dolphine mall, so cya then!
usaevo7 (or 8 whichever :-D )
usaevo7 (or 8 whichever :-D )
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From: inna deh shadows
Boring.............freakin boring............
JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The theory here is this is what men "really mean"
Again the disclaimer is tht this is only in theory.......
"I'm going fishing."
Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means: "I was wondering if that woman over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means: "Are you still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means: "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful naked women."
"That's women's work."
Really means: "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you and got you these roses."
Really means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
JOKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The theory here is this is what men "really mean"
Again the disclaimer is tht this is only in theory.......
"I'm going fishing."
Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means: "I was wondering if that woman over there is wearing a bra."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means: "Are you still talking?"
It's a really good movie."
Really means: "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful naked women."
"That's women's work."
Really means: "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you and got you these roses."
Really means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and I am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
I forgot to mention.. On my way into work today, I decided to drive the EVO cause I was on the desk... On I-95, a brand-new Cobra comes flying by me.. The guy flies by me then slows down next to me and starts his revving.. We're doing about 70 at this point.. So I have to think about this for a minute.. NOT!! I hit 3rd gear and give it a little juice to let him know that I'm ready to rock.. As soon as my front lifts a little he punches it too.. So we're off... What happens next? I walk him by 1 1/2 cars.. He looked a little displeased after that... My cams seem to be working good...
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Originally Posted by Jonasan50
I forgot to mention.. On my way into work today, I decided to drive the EVO cause I was on the desk... On I-95, a brand-new Cobra comes flying by me.. The guy flies by me then slows down next to me and starts his revving.. We're doing about 70 at this point.. So I have to think about this for a minute.. NOT!! I hit 3rd gear and give it a little juice to let him know that I'm ready to rock.. As soon as my front lifts a little he punches it too.. So we're off... What happens next? I walk him by 1 1/2 cars.. He looked a little displeased after that... My cams seem to be working good...
Nice. 
Originally Posted by Jonasan50
I forgot to mention.. On my way into work today, I decided to drive the EVO cause I was on the desk... On I-95, a brand-new Cobra comes flying by me.. The guy flies by me then slows down next to me and starts his revving.. We're doing about 70 at this point.. So I have to think about this for a minute.. NOT!! I hit 3rd gear and give it a little juice to let him know that I'm ready to rock.. As soon as my front lifts a little he punches it too.. So we're off... What happens next? I walk him by 1 1/2 cars.. He looked a little displeased after that... My cams seem to be working good...
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From: Miami
Good Morning All!!!!!
Mephisto - Good joke!!!!
Jon - Good kill!!!!!
gtlimer - Nice page!
usaevo8 - It was nice meeting you hope to see you at the next meeting at Dolphin Mall!!!!
Scooter - Good morning!!!! Where you at??
Doc. - Whats up??? How is the GTP Racing???
We all know it means Grand Trailer Park Racing!!!! J/K!!!!!
Turbo-Ron - Thanks for the poster!!!! I will be sending you the pictures today!!!!
EVO_ATE_U - Good Morning!!!
VW - Whats up!!!
Jovani - I will have the pics up as soon as possible! They are huge!!!! I have to shrink them down!!!!
Rudy - Whats up!!!
Everyone else I forgot - We are slowly creeping up the hill!!!! Have a good day!!!
See Ya L8r!!!!!
Mephisto - Good joke!!!!
Jon - Good kill!!!!!
gtlimer - Nice page!
usaevo8 - It was nice meeting you hope to see you at the next meeting at Dolphin Mall!!!!
Scooter - Good morning!!!! Where you at??
Doc. - Whats up??? How is the GTP Racing???
We all know it means Grand Trailer Park Racing!!!! J/K!!!!!Turbo-Ron - Thanks for the poster!!!! I will be sending you the pictures today!!!!
EVO_ATE_U - Good Morning!!!
VW - Whats up!!!
Jovani - I will have the pics up as soon as possible! They are huge!!!! I have to shrink them down!!!!
Rudy - Whats up!!!
Everyone else I forgot - We are slowly creeping up the hill!!!! Have a good day!!!
See Ya L8r!!!!!
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From: Miami
***update***
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 10, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 24, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday July 25, 2004 Summer Heat, Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 7, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***NOPI*** Sunday August 15, 2004 Moroso MotorSports Park(This one I have to put together so the more ppl that actually want to participate, the better! This way I can ask them for a spot before we even go and tell them to hold it for us!! Also, I hope we have shirts by then!!!! 
)
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
Takana Evo 8
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 21, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday August 22, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 4, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 18, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday September 26, 2004 Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 2, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 16, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday October 24, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 30, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 13, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 24, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday July 25, 2004 Summer Heat, Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 7, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***NOPI*** Sunday August 15, 2004 Moroso MotorSports Park(This one I have to put together so the more ppl that actually want to participate, the better! This way I can ask them for a spot before we even go and tell them to hold it for us!!
Also, I hope we have shirts by then!!!! )Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
Takana Evo 8
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 21, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday August 22, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 4, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 18, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday September 26, 2004 Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 2, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 16, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday October 24, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 30, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 13, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
Last edited by PRVRT; Jun 29, 2004 at 06:31 AM.
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by Jonasan50
I forgot to mention.. On my way into work today, I decided to drive the EVO cause I was on the desk... On I-95, a brand-new Cobra comes flying by me.. The guy flies by me then slows down next to me and starts his revving.. We're doing about 70 at this point.. So I have to think about this for a minute.. NOT!! I hit 3rd gear and give it a little juice to let him know that I'm ready to rock.. As soon as my front lifts a little he punches it too.. So we're off... What happens next? I walk him by 1 1/2 cars.. He looked a little displeased after that... My cams seem to be working good...
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Jon Got another BIIIIIIAAAAACH !!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE SWWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! KILL !!!!