Like, I'm, uh, ah, diagnosed anti-social. I have a doctors note that rule #5 does not apply to me.

 

Hey man, wasaP??? sorry to hear you are sick, when I left home this morning I swear to you, I thought I was on Hoth, sun was just bright white and ***cing cold!!! brrrrrrrr, anywho get well soon

 

Haha, whats up mang. I can't believe how much you look just like an illustration teacher I had in college, Adnan Razack, a Persian from Trini. It's scary.

 

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.
Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport, " he asked? "Fifteen bucks, " came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a ******* on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

 

Good morning all!!

 

Hey yo, Mi hail yuh last night man! yuh IrIe???

 

Damn those clones, going around showing off to people

Trust me the eastern most point I have ever been to is ft lauderdale beach that is it, th eonly other time I have been to the middle east is when CNN takes me there on me TV

 

Well, he's never been there either, like great great great grand parents were from there. He's lazy islander to the core like the rest of you bastards.

 

Yup that sounds about right, islander-->lazy

 

Good Morning All!!!!

Scooter - It doesn't have to be a photoshopped picture! It can be anything picture you can fined that is tasteful!!!!!!! Outrages flame is just to keep it friendly, no personal attacks, just keep it the way it has been don't change it!!!! Its for fun!!!! I hope you feel better!!!!

GVR - Anti-Social Doctors note not excepted and the ADA can't help you in this one!!! Rememeber I work at a hospital!!! I love the water bottle effect!!!!

Meph -Damn island lazy post ******!!!!

VW - Thats how you should have rolled in!!!!

Jon - Do tell!!!!!!

gtlimer - Whats up!!!

Doc - Still molesting trophies or are you in rehab????

SSKILLA - Whats up man!!!!

Well Guys we are at the top of the hill, only going down!!!!! Stay frosty today!!!!
See Ya Later!!!!

Just wanted to post this pic:


And since GVR didn't say hi to 5 ppl you forfeit the title!!! I win!!!!!!! (By default!!!)

 

Actually I did say "hi." I win.

 

But you didn't name 5 ppl!!!
You only named Scooter!!!

 

Morning all, I wonder if Jon got his "mod" done.
Yes he did.

 

No, go look!

 

I will give you the win this time red baron becasue of the creative picture!! You editted after I posted!!!
I am pretty sure Scooter will shoot you down tomorrow!!!