TEMEVO/SFL
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Good Morning All!!! 
I guess I am the first ost ***** of the day!!!
Scooter - Good Morning!!! Mind if me and Bader invade your house this Saturday?? Or are you busy???
Meph - Great flags!!!
Ron - That was a funny one!!!! And I see Meph has given you the post whoring bug!!!
gabe - Where you at????
Jon - Whats up???
Doc - Where you at???
GVR - Whats up!!
VW - What dey do!!!
Lobo - Ready for next month???
Mangook - Whats up??
EVO_ATE_U - How is everything????
pino - Did we help you in anyways????
Well, fellas we are slowly creeping up hill!!! Have a good one!!!!
See Ya L8r!!!
I wish I could put this sign everywhere I park!!!
I guess I am the first ost ***** of the day!!!
Scooter - Good Morning!!! Mind if me and Bader invade your house this Saturday?? Or are you busy???
Meph - Great flags!!!
Ron - That was a funny one!!!! And I see Meph has given you the post whoring bug!!!
gabe - Where you at????
Jon - Whats up???
Doc - Where you at???
GVR - Whats up!!
VW - What dey do!!!
Lobo - Ready for next month???
Mangook - Whats up??
EVO_ATE_U - How is everything????
pino - Did we help you in anyways????
Well, fellas we are slowly creeping up hill!!! Have a good one!!!!
See Ya L8r!!!
I wish I could put this sign everywhere I park!!!
Last edited by PRVRT; Mar 22, 2005 at 05:03 AM.
Hmmmm - Needs correction
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Hey pervert - sent that ATM gig to a friend of mine and she sent this back:
Man vs- Woman Oil Change
Instructions on how to change the oil in your car
FOR WOMEN
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
oil change.
Bull, they never remember... It's more like when the car starts spewing blue smoke.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
Get bored. Go across the street to Payless shoes. Spend three hours buying shoes. Go next door, can't have new shoes without a new purse to go with them, spend 2 more hours buying purse. go back to pick up car. Jiffy Lube is closed. Call husband for pickup. Wake up early so you can go pick up car. Wake husband who has to drive you there through no fault of his own. Finally get back to Jiffy Lube. But they are there too late cause they spent too much time putting on new shoes that are just a tad too tight. So they spend time waiting in line to pay for a car they left there yesterday.3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained
vehicle. MONEY SPENT Oil
Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 TOTAL $21.00
Oops Shoes $58.00 Matching Purse $215.00 Lost credit card used by store clerk that they forgot to mention to husband $58,000
OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil,
filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00
Error # 1 - I don't write checks.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home
Error #2 - I don't drink Beer
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
Error # 3 I Know where my Jack stands are
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
Error #4 I have no kids
4 errors in 5 steps... Just like a woman - Always wrong!!! I'm just going to ignore the rest of this.
Man vs- Woman Oil Change
Instructions on how to change the oil in your car
FOR WOMEN
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
oil change.
Bull, they never remember... It's more like when the car starts spewing blue smoke.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
Get bored. Go across the street to Payless shoes. Spend three hours buying shoes. Go next door, can't have new shoes without a new purse to go with them, spend 2 more hours buying purse. go back to pick up car. Jiffy Lube is closed. Call husband for pickup. Wake up early so you can go pick up car. Wake husband who has to drive you there through no fault of his own. Finally get back to Jiffy Lube. But they are there too late cause they spent too much time putting on new shoes that are just a tad too tight. So they spend time waiting in line to pay for a car they left there yesterday.3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained
vehicle. MONEY SPENT Oil
Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 TOTAL $21.00
Oops Shoes $58.00 Matching Purse $215.00 Lost credit card used by store clerk that they forgot to mention to husband $58,000
OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil,
filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00
Error # 1 - I don't write checks.
2) Stop by 7-11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20.00, drive home
Error #2 - I don't drink Beer
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
Error # 3 I Know where my Jack stands are
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
Error #4 I have no kids
4 errors in 5 steps... Just like a woman - Always wrong!!! I'm just going to ignore the rest of this.
Last edited by Scooter; Mar 22, 2005 at 06:07 AM.
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM March 26, 2005
dr.mr
ElementalEvo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
VWRyder
***NHRA Sport Compact Event*** Sunday April 3, 2005 Moroso Motorsport Park, Meeting at Pembroke Lakes Mall as early as possible! Please, try to gas up before you goto Pembroke Lakes Mall!
Ev0206
Ghost22
PRVRT
Scooter
dr.mr
ElementalEvo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
MephistoKnight
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
VWRyder
***NHRA Sport Compact Event*** Sunday April 3, 2005 Moroso Motorsport Park, Meeting at Pembroke Lakes Mall as early as possible! Please, try to gas up before you goto Pembroke Lakes Mall!
Ev0206
Ghost22
PRVRT
Scooter
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Good Morning All!!!
Scooter - Good Morning!!! Mind if me and Bader invade your house this Saturday?? Or are you busy???
Scooter - Good Morning!!! Mind if me and Bader invade your house this Saturday?? Or are you busy???
Oops, yes I do... GT4!!
Last edited by Scooter; Mar 22, 2005 at 05:56 AM.
