The eXiles
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
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From: Miami
(In my best Darth Vader voice) "Don't be too proud of your pathetic sense of humor, The ability to shoot off a one liner is insignificant compared to the power of Adobe Photoshop!"
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
You're really asking for it, aren't you?? Wait til I get back to my home PC and you will see the error of your ways.
(In my best Darth Vader voice) "Don't be too proud of your pathetic sense of humor, The ability to shoot off a one liner is insignificant compared to the power of Adobe Photoshop!"
(In my best Darth Vader voice) "Don't be too proud of your pathetic sense of humor, The ability to shoot off a one liner is insignificant compared to the power of Adobe Photoshop!"
God I wish she would learn to write in English. But I'm going to respond to what I think she said... "A picture is worth a thousand words." To those with limited a limited vocabulary that translates to "Holy sheet, that hurtz!!"
i luv joo guys like a fat kid luvs cake.
That's why I was "wishing", not "waiting". I honestly don't think you are capable. It's sort of like "wishing" to win the lottery. The odds are astronomically against you, but you still hold out hope.
TGIF Joke 4 u bishes
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?""Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." !!!
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure did!!!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
RAWR
TGIF Joke 4 u bishes
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?""Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." !!!
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure did!!!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
TGIF Joke 4 u bishes
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?""Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!"The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." !!!
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure did!!!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Copy and paste. Or for the computer freaks out there CTRL + C, CTRL + V... Good joke though.
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Joined: May 2003
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From: coral springs, fl
As we all know there are no TRINI BATTY BOYS....Nuff said.
However if you did a search on "RICAN BATTY BOYS" or "RICAN SICKOS" you would have come up with a list of 659,478... and you would have to narrow your search only once and you would have found a picture of Felix.....
