The eXiles
wow this thread died... well here is a joke.
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He
opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father,
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.
'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had
arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that
the Pope does'
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a
half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He
opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father,
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,
wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.
'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had
arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here that
the Pope does'
lol, there is a paintball meet this sunday if u wanna come. Also some1 wanted to do a bbq type meet, if u up for it i don't mind helping set it up.
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This sunday, the owner of my ***** has me! (And its not Gordon, Mr. O thats your ball and chain now since Sunday!) For sure, the more the better and I can get some of the Subie guys I know who have been wanting to get something together also. Make it a big meeting! Let me know!