Orlando Social Thread part 75
1st Kegs on me
I like to invite everyone to come and gather @ Proccolino's tonght ,I still offer a 20% Discount for the saturday meet on our regular price menu items
hope to see some of you guy's again
here a pic of the new outside patio
In our goldenrod location\
hope to see some of you guy's again
here a pic of the new outside patio
In our goldenrod location\
Last edited by ProccoEVO; Mar 21, 2009 at 11:47 AM.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
Weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
Stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
Reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
Excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next
Four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
Running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your *** is
mine."
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he
Weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
Stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
Reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
Excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next
Four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
Running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your *** is
mine."
So Hillary Clinton is standing at the pearly gates with St. Peter and she notices all of these clocks lying around. Even stranger though is that each clock moves foreward in 15 minute increments, but none of them are counting at the same rate. "St Peter, what are all these clocks about?" says Hillary
"Well", says St Peter "every time a man is unfaithful to his wife, his clock moves foreward"
"Where is Bills?" demands Hillary
"Oh," says St. Peter "sorry, you won't be able to see that one. God's using it as a fan in his office."
"Well", says St Peter "every time a man is unfaithful to his wife, his clock moves foreward"
"Where is Bills?" demands Hillary
"Oh," says St. Peter "sorry, you won't be able to see that one. God's using it as a fan in his office."