I would agree that its a predators wet dream.....

Back to Vishnu.....When I call I normally get a body but they don't always have answers to my questions.

 

I see you used a pic of my old evo for your myspace site. Thats my favorite photo of that car.

 

Wait dont tell me thats the S a TX World. Jeske do you have some spailn' to do putting a pic of another car racing to pull some chicks. Bad form, or maybe good depending on how its working.

 

HAHA .... Actually I love that pic. I have a ton of racing pics of my car but none that look as good as that!

As for the chicks....I had aquired quite a few misc jailbait and promisquous ladies but then the girlfriend started doing some research and found I had posted "interesting" comments on their pics page.....she forced me to remove them today.

Basically MYSPACE has lost all its flare for me now that the woman is *****y about it. But I understand because it makes hooking up just too damn easy...if you were that kind of guy that is.

My mission this year is to get a picture that tops Johns!

 

no, its motorsport ranch in cresson tx. thanks for the compliment btw.

 

Yes, Vishnu needs a receptionist. I vote they get a really hot young Latina with a curvey booty and huge tatas. She needs to post pics of herself here on Evom and flirt mercelessly with me and the rest of the boys when we call for stuff. I'll post a pic of what I have in mind when I get a few minutes.

 

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!

On a side note, I am not trying to bash Vishnu at all, but am merely making some constructive criticism in order to further their business and potentially wreak havoc on all the other tuners on the market!

ONCE YOU GO VISH, YOU NEVER GO BACK!

 

One major problem with receptionists is that noone wants to talk to them. So, the moment they answer the phone, the person calling immediately starts to ask for everyone BUT them.

Missy: Hello Vishnu Performance
Smoggy: Is Shiv there?
Missy: No.
Smoggy: Is Dustin there?
Missy: He is on the other line.
Smoggy: Is Calvin or Sean there?
They are out of the office.
Smoggy: Who besides you is there that I can talk to?
Missy: Maybe I can help you?
Smoggy: Ok, I'll give you a shot. If I switch to a GM Maf that uses hotwire to read airflow, can the Xede translate the signal?
Missy: Huh? I'll have Dustin call you.

That is why receptionists don't work.

 

humm.. in their defense they do get tons of calls a day, when im over there the phone doesnt stop ringing.