Well I just put my springs on about a week ago, and after doing so warned my wife about driving the car. How she had to pay more attention to things like parking curbs. Well, she drove my car to work today and about an hour later she calls to tell me that she has some bad news.... Apparently I didnt know what I was talking about, my car isnt THAT low (according to her) and she rammed my front lip into a curb... I dont know how bad she f'd it up, but I am expecting the worst... so should I beat her or not? (before you go off I am kidding about the beating)

 

hahah, i think she might be deserving, hahaha jp. That sucks man. Im gonna wait to get the progress springs till after i get my wheels

 

all i can say is, "bj on demand" for the next 2 months. that's how she can make it up to u

 

^^ this man speaks the truth and its a good excuse to buy a new lip anyway

 

I think its time for a cf lip perhaps

 

If she's gonna drive it again, a CF lip is pointless. She's gonna shatter it eventually.

she's gonna have to clean your car until you're satisfied.

 

She got home, and it wasnt anything I cant fix with some 200 grit and a can of paint from paint scratch... the way she ddescribed it I was picturing my lip hung up on a curb and her backing out and ripping it off.... almost felt like a dick until the whole "you love your precious car more than me" conversation came up...

 

You should go Harlem Nights on her *** and shoot off her pinky toe!

 

Or Casino and put her head in a vise?

Just kidding by the way **** happens.......

 

she needs to understand that driving a lowered car is an art form and requires memory of where the bumps and potholes are around town

 

yeah I know poop happens, it just agravated me because I had just got done telling her too watch out for things like that....

 

Hahaha I can't wait to lower my car. I'll have to make a map of everything that will kill my car on the road.

 

So you can tie her to the rear bumper and drive around finding the bumps.....

 

thats what i call up close and personal to all the bumps

 

As soon as I read that, the sinking feeling came back to my stomach. I know that conversation well!!
How do you like the progress springs? What did the back end do with the new springs in? I had to go back to my original stock rear springs to get the back end down... the progress springs raised the back end a 1/2 inch on me! But, with the progress up front, and the stock in the back, its PERFECT!