ne1 got any tips? every fricking morning i wake up too see muddy prints all over the car....i dont wanna "relocate" this cat but its getting there.....

 

is it cold there? if it is cold then usually the cats will get on your hood because it is warm. i would say to try and not rev the motor high 5 mins before you pull up, try and keep the motor as cool as possible and let the cat find a new hood to sleep on

 

BB gun...but you better have a good aim

 

+1 Im thinkin a 12 gauge would be too much

 

BUY A GUN AND SHOOT THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or make a trap , you know like a cage and trap it and throw the cage with the cat to a lake or river. no no just buy a paintball gun shoot the cat they learn really fast.

 

22 caliber would do the trick. the cops might not like it but you will cat free.

 

lol bb gun, dont shoot our ur window like i did.....damn c02 guns are too famn powerfull

 

If it's a stray, you can just call animal control. Or if someone owns it, you can talk to them about it.

 

air soft gun. shoots little plastic soft bbs that don't hurt too much. im sure the cat would jump though.

 

probably want to shoot it on the way to the car....before it gets on it

 

Catch-em-live Trap with a little can of cat food in it... Only problem is you will probably catch a racoon before you catch a cat. My suggestion is to shoot the thing. If you have or know anybody that has a .22 borrow that and put in a .22 Short instead of .22 LR. The .22 short isnt much louder than somebody clapping their hands

 

Oh man I remember having to deal with that. I always got paw prints on my hood when I had my old Civic. And it was a black car too so even worse!

You know what I did? I moved out. Lol! Well I moved out for another reason but that was just a benefit that came along with it lol.

 

whatever you do make sure you do it when the cat is not sitting on top of your car or else you'll scare the crap out of the cat and he'll leave you with scratch marks on your car. Trust me, I know . I have a cat and he use to jump on my old car so one time he jumped on the car just after I pulled in, I turned on the wiper blades and the cat took off like there was no tomorrow. He doesn't jump on my new car, but he did leave some long scratch marks on the hood of the old car when I scared him. Best thing would be to call animal control.

 

1)get a dog to entertain himself with the cat.

2)run up and slap/kick the **** outta of the cat.

3)get a gren1, prime it, then launch it and enjoy the show.

4)"feed him to the fish's, SEE

5)instead of violence try to communicate with the animal, find out why he's there, get to know him

6)get in your car and chase his *** all around and try to run him over

7)ahhh go with option 3

 

F guns get a F'in RPG that will do the trick.


Or put mothballs by your car.......those keep cats away but smell like straight ***.