Vancouver Lancers
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Joined: Apr 2004
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From: Langley (Vancouver Suburbs), British Columbia, Canada
Omfg! This guy's on this thread now too? haha well I wrote a story to make fun of his on a diff thread. Here it goes...
Well it starts off when I was driving super fast then this Delorian pulled up, right now you're thinking "this is bs" well it's not. But back to the story this Delorian pulled up and started revving really high so I revved back and then I thought the driver looked familiar and I realized it was Michael J Fox! So we peeled down the street and some guy in a ls300 showed up and we were like "wtf?!?" so Michael pulled to the side to try and drift but then he crashed right into the guy in the ls300 and they both blew up! They both died (Yea evo_384238583475983745 died in the car) and then my car started flying 'cause the cops came after me and I flew away and these jets then saw me in mid air and they reved their engines in a signal to race. So I reved my engine and then these giant rockets blew up their jets and I flew away to Hawaii and then these hiot chicks came out and started getting naked and rubbing themselves ALL over me! It was so cool. Oh yea some guys were wailing really hard on guitars the whole time.
See, that story is how evo_123456789 sounds.
Haha
Well it starts off when I was driving super fast then this Delorian pulled up, right now you're thinking "this is bs" well it's not. But back to the story this Delorian pulled up and started revving really high so I revved back and then I thought the driver looked familiar and I realized it was Michael J Fox! So we peeled down the street and some guy in a ls300 showed up and we were like "wtf?!?" so Michael pulled to the side to try and drift but then he crashed right into the guy in the ls300 and they both blew up! They both died (Yea evo_384238583475983745 died in the car) and then my car started flying 'cause the cops came after me and I flew away and these jets then saw me in mid air and they reved their engines in a signal to race. So I reved my engine and then these giant rockets blew up their jets and I flew away to Hawaii and then these hiot chicks came out and started getting naked and rubbing themselves ALL over me! It was so cool. Oh yea some guys were wailing really hard on guitars the whole time.
See, that story is how evo_123456789 sounds.
Haha
Originally Posted by evo_123456789
hey its me IS 300 dude, anyways today i was driving down to richmond at night, i saw this brabus c32 going 100 on that richmond bridge, so i tried to cut him off but ****, he was like in my way, that dude **** me off so much so when we were up alfa lane bridge (w/e u spell it) my turbo kicked in to 1.6 bar going 230 in just couple second, humuliated him so bad, man these people need a lesson from my, so watch out if u see a silver IS 300, better watch out unless u stae ur name and car ~.^
Ya, watch out cause you're a horrible driver and you've posted in the other forum you're responsible for 2 accidents? If i see a silver IS 300 I'll be sure to mark down the plate #.
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Joined: Apr 2004
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From: Langley (Vancouver Suburbs), British Columbia, Canada
Hey Soyokaz! Check out www.lancernation.com 
It's a Canadian Lancer website and also has a Vancouver Lancer forum
It's a Canadian Lancer website and also has a Vancouver Lancer forum
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Joined: May 2004
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From: eh?
Originally Posted by evo_123456789
ha ha ha ! ! ! so funny, I'd like to see u race with ur "lancer" lol
also, why did evo 1-9 put lancer in quotation marks? is that the correct usage of it in a sentence? i mean, common sense wise.
also, i noted that evo 1-9 drives a IS300, it looks like a 04 impreza to some degree,
and also, i noted that it made a top ten list:
the top ten list of most stolen cars.
so i would suggest you take really good care of your car, and not to get it stolen in vancouver. (evil smile)
edit: also, if you take a look at the guy's profile.
hes 20, and has been driving since he was 12. i guess mental and physical development stopped ever since he stepped foot into his dads pinto.
Last edited by soyokaz; May 20, 2004 at 07:00 PM.