An Open Letter
An Open Letter
Dear piece of dog**** that broke into my car last night,
I just want to thank you for breaking my god damn window, instead of jimmying the lock. I really enjoyed sweeping glass out of my car, and driving on the highway to work without any glass between me and November outside. At least you didn't wait till freaking January. So thanks a lot.
Furthermore, thanks very much for ripping my dashboard and door panels up. I can't think of anything that brings me more joy than imagining your dumb *** prying away, instead of I donno, using a ******* screwdriver. But no, instead, there you were, tugging away like a retarded monkey. I am oh so glad it was you who stole my stereo, and not someone competent. Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting so much out of paying my insurance deductible. :P
At least all you took was my stereo, and not my UTEC or exhaust or seats or Recaro knob. You stupid, stupid mother****er.
I just want to thank you for breaking my god damn window, instead of jimmying the lock. I really enjoyed sweeping glass out of my car, and driving on the highway to work without any glass between me and November outside. At least you didn't wait till freaking January. So thanks a lot.
Furthermore, thanks very much for ripping my dashboard and door panels up. I can't think of anything that brings me more joy than imagining your dumb *** prying away, instead of I donno, using a ******* screwdriver. But no, instead, there you were, tugging away like a retarded monkey. I am oh so glad it was you who stole my stereo, and not someone competent. Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting so much out of paying my insurance deductible. :P
At least all you took was my stereo, and not my UTEC or exhaust or seats or Recaro knob. You stupid, stupid mother****er.
Originally Posted by Hatorade
Dear piece of dog**** that broke into my car last night,
I just want to thank you for breaking my god damn window, instead of jimmying the lock. I really enjoyed sweeping glass out of my car, and driving on the highway to work without any glass between me and November outside. At least you didn't wait till freaking January. So thanks a lot.
Furthermore, thanks very much for ripping my dashboard and door panels up. I can't think of anything that brings me more joy than imagining your dumb *** prying away, instead of I donno, using a ******* screwdriver. But no, instead, there you were, tugging away like a retarded monkey. I am oh so glad it was you who stole my stereo, and not someone competent. Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting so much out of paying my insurance deductible. :P
At least all you took was my stereo, and not my UTEC or exhaust or seats or Recaro knob. You stupid, stupid mother****er.
I just want to thank you for breaking my god damn window, instead of jimmying the lock. I really enjoyed sweeping glass out of my car, and driving on the highway to work without any glass between me and November outside. At least you didn't wait till freaking January. So thanks a lot.
Furthermore, thanks very much for ripping my dashboard and door panels up. I can't think of anything that brings me more joy than imagining your dumb *** prying away, instead of I donno, using a ******* screwdriver. But no, instead, there you were, tugging away like a retarded monkey. I am oh so glad it was you who stole my stereo, and not someone competent. Otherwise, I wouldn't be getting so much out of paying my insurance deductible. :P
At least all you took was my stereo, and not my UTEC or exhaust or seats or Recaro knob. You stupid, stupid mother****er.
It was late and i was running on adrenaline. I am sorry i ruined your car and i am sure that stereo will net me $$$ so i can get some stickers to put on my car. A mod well worth more power than any exhaust or utec.
Sorry to hear about that man. I was fortunate enough to have someone open my car but not do anything, other than toy with my emotions.
Good luck with everything.
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Originally Posted by Hatorade
I can't think of anything that brings me more joy than imagining your dumb *** prying away, instead of I donno, using a ******* screwdriver. But no, instead, there you were, tugging away like a retarded monkey.
Damn. Another Evo.
That sucks man. 
I hope you find this A-hole. 
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From: bartlett
This is why we need to legalize side car flame throwers like they have in europe. I personally would enjoy finding the charred remains of a burgular next to my car in morning, plus several small curious animals.
