Today this "woman of the night" was tailgating me in traffic. We were on a steep hill and everytime traffic stopped she got right up on my bumper. She got so close I decided to rip off several full throttle redlines. When the light turned green I saw that her bumper had a nice brown mark. I only have a 3inch test pipe and a tanabe ultra medalion cat back but I think I burned her bumper. It was beautiful, if she hadn't been such a tart, her bumper would be fine.

 

hahah that is tite hahahah

 

+1

 

that'll teach her lol

 

I would have done the same thing or if she was hot I would have gotton out and told her to get off my a$$ or give me some.

 

Please tell me the car was white

 

I HATE TAILGATING MOTHER fU@#ERS!!!

 

lmao nice dude!

 

Heh something about this story makes me smile.

 

I wish i could see a pic. LOL

 

i had a lady of almost the same thing to me, i was driving down a side street like 20 mph (just crusin') she and her sundunce is yelling at me to go faster, i yell back at her go ahead hit it, its a $30000 car and i have great insurence and she tries to pass me i'm like ya right.....you know the rest. not quite as good as yours but along those lines.

 

Nice, I will have to remember this technique!

 

I dont even think she noticed what she did and or what you did.

 

Probably one of the best feelings, is when the jackass in the POS has been tailgating you then tries to pass and you hand them their *** in the form of 10 car lengths. Soooo hilarious.

 

you guys are dicks! but i would do the same thing. people get pissed at me for going the speedlimit. however, if we (me and say a ford explorer) were both going 80mph next to eachother, who do you think would get the ticket? yes sir, its the big winged dodge neon that gets it 100% of the time!