I turn on my wicked av system with 32 tv screens, blast some music so I can show off the xmax on my 9 15" subs, reach into the back seat to open up all 3 nitrous bottles, open up the in dash monitor to make sure there isn't any impending danger to any of my various manifolds, load my race map on the laptop in the passenger seat and check the excel line graph that shows the status of all three nitrous stages, secure the nuts holding the floorboards to the rest of the car, depress clutch, shift into first and thank God that for the next 2 minutes I get to live my life a 1/4 mile at time

 

putting my nuts on neutral and making sure the safety is on. hehehe

 

 

if im home..i start the car, then leave, and return when it's cold...put on seatbelt and peace.l

 

in this order

1) turn ignition on
2) fart
3) take a whiff of my fart
4) if it smells like a bed of roses, drive off. if it smells like crap. turn the ignition off.
5) get out and go rip it up in the bathroom
6) repeat 1 through 5

 

DAAAMN, you must got some phat modz, it takes me 7 minutes to live 1/4 mile at a time!

 

Do you guys really fart in your car? I wait until I get out or get home to do that

 

You gotten christen your seat for the maiden voyage of the day.

 

^ i keep my evo smelling like new, after 24k miles people still tell me it smells like new

so yeah i dont fart in there, dont smoke, and use the ac when im on the highway, which is most of the time

 

Push the clutch and start it then seatbelt while i take it out of gear, I kinda do that all at onece

 

Safety First Guuys! I put on my seat belt.

 

i look around inside the car and feel like "man, youre one lucky bastard...." lol

 

praise allah for the glorious curry power he has summoned upon me. Yah thats right.

 

seat belt!

 

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