I say a silent prayer of thanks that I own an Evo and a 2nd quick one for safe travel with no Five-O.

 

I clip in the faceplate for my head unit

 

I reach over and unlock the passenger door because i don't have friggn power locks to let my girl in and i was too much of a ***** to get the door for her.

 

turn the radio on......

 

i avoid getting hit in the head by the automatic seat belt in my RVR.

 

Turn the key on to cut down on the annoying AEM EMS delay before I actually crank it. Key on, nut align, neutral check shake, and only then do I ignite.

 

put it reverse....hit launch controll and fly out of the garage like a backwards bat out of hell

 

^^^^ hahahaha

 

spank the monkey

 

i make sure there are no cops around.

 

bang my head on the steering wheel.....repeatedly.

 

me too. then i make sure the car is in neutral as i put my foot on the clutch.

 

Seatbelt then drive fast and take lots of chances!

 

start the car with the garage door closed...let it run for a while, while I think of a good reason to go out....then when I come up with one I open the garage door and leave...Then I put in the Footloose Soundtrack and sing.

 

..decide which gas station I'm going to hit on the way out.