stick in the key

 

drive up to hookers lane, find a hoe, get some head, head to work, pick up another hoe before i go to bed, then drop her off in the morning n start the cycle over again.

 

Usually crank the car.

 

glocks don't have on/off safeties, cupcake

 

He's got the special ones. Haha

Shut the door
Buckle Up
Push in clutch
Start car
Turn on I-Pod
Put in reverse
Back out of spot
Put in 1st
Head out till I decide to come home
When I come home, get on here and read these stupid *** threads.


I win, pay me!!!!!!!

 

listen to fuel pump, check if its in neutral.

 

have my girlfriend fix my nuts.

 

Fart...
to mark my territory.

 

Close the door ...then seatbelt.

 

Haha, good catch. I forgot all about it. Thats actually the main reason I ended up buying a different brand.

 

I thought I was the only one.

 

remind myself that im on the right side

 

fix my nuts and than start the car

 

This isn't OT, right?

What could the OP possibly benefit from this sort of 'insight'.

Hey all...what's the first thing you do when you wake up? Open your eyes? OMG!1!! No wayz!

Shutting the door, adjusting self, seatbelt and/or turning car on...all pretty standard. What kind of car do you drive, Mr. OP? Keyless? Do you have a cool little digital pad like teh TransportAr?? Or maybe you sing a little tune and the car fires up.

 

smile