You givin me lip?!? Don't make me break out the burlap sack filled with california oranges and beat you with it...

 

Don't be jealous just because people think it's a miracle when you take a shower.

Also, what do you do more money? Since mowing season is over now. Does that mean your unemployed?

 

Unfortunately yea, now I can't go strawberry picking in my low rider

 

I hate Bell's exhaust, I'm going to hide 10 kilos of crack in there facility and call the cops. Then when they get arrested I hope their shop gets set on fire.

 

Wii just attacked my Facebook wtf lol. It's on!!!

 

You think that was an attack? LOL that was a 1% on my capabilities.

 

Bell's exhaust will burn to the ground soon...I can see it...

 

**** yea!!!
Donuts today!!!!
Woot woot 10 inches of snow!!!!
Muahahahahahahahahaha

 

Yea I guess IUPUI called my mom at like 530 in the morning with an automated message saying that campus is closed. I guess I forgot to change the # for that... I don't got snow tires, but I may still go out and have a lil fun.

 

till noon, but I still get to go in.

 

I have no school again....YES!
I still dream of Bell's Exhaust being set on fire.
And I'm glad Jordan's mom dresses him in the morning.

 

Yes my mom drives 170 miles everyday to dress me....

 

Actual recored phone conversation between Jordan and his mom:

~Ring Ring~
J: Hello?
M: Jordan it's time to get dressed!
J: OK! Mom I'm ready.
M: So today I want you to wear a flannel button up, that will make the people at Home Depot recognize you better.
J: I forgot how to put it on though????
M: Remember that your TWO ARMS the ones you use to push the mower go into the 2 sleeve holes.
J: Gracias mi madre
M: Now Jordan if someone of your worker friends are trying to steal your money or are taking your jobs, there are only two options. If you hide your money under a bar of soap they can't steal it, and if they are taking your jobs then get a penny and make sure they see it and roll it off a cliff or onto the highway.
J: Gracias mi madre, Lo Siento

 

Wow, Im up at Purdue and we still have school. Lamee



Its a beautiful thing though.

 

you sooo funnnnnny!