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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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awsome. I knew some of you guys would enjoy this.
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Old Jun 15, 2007 | 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard EVO
"Deaf neighbors" lol

You own at least 20 R-compound tires if various states of decomposition, and are constatly tripping over them.
amen.

including 275s that won't fit on your new unrolled fenders, but they've got 2 good days left in them
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Old Jun 16, 2007 | 07:30 AM
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Yeah, I never thought I would measure a tires useful life by "days".

God I'm so hooked on this ****.
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Old Jun 16, 2007 | 10:35 AM
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You are about to buy a new street car and the salesman asks if you want in automatic or manual, to which you respond "they still make automatic transmissions? I thought those were illegal"

Ha-ha. Couple things apply to me too.

One of them should be:

-When you work your work schedule around race scheduale
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JSC Speed
You walk "proper lines" through the grocery store and intentionally push the cart fast enough induce a "4-wheel drift"
Haha flashbacks of me being a stupid 10yr old. And then you hit daddy in the legs...ouchh.

*holy thread revival batman!! sorry didn't notice the date on this %^$er
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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good revival though, my first time seeing this. and im guilty of alot of them my wife just called me about the diablo on HWY 99 heading N she saw near shoreline. wish i was there in my Evo
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Old Oct 19, 2008 | 08:18 PM
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Way to many of those apply to me
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 10:26 AM
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-You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.

-You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.

-You enjoy driving in the rain on the way to work or school.

-You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.

-Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.

-You always do a toe & heel downshift while your passenger gives you a real funny look.

-You can't stand anyone telling others how to drive. Of course, you are the best.

...with those alone I nearly peed my pants, waaaay too close to home there.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 11:55 AM
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LoL, i needed to be reminded of that in these dark times ....and it's a monday lol.
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Old Oct 20, 2008 | 12:06 PM
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Those cracked me up! Great post.
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