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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:33 AM
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I train shaolin monks...

i eat shaolin monks for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

speaking of shaolin monks, this woman i work with just left for kazakstan to buy a baby to adopt a kid there you basically work out a deal. they wanted $40k and blood pressure cuff. i'd like to see her explain that to the kid when he/she is older.
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:36 AM
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Speaking of which
Ultimate Showdown
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by dek0026
i eat shaolin monks for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

speaking of shaolin monks, this woman i work with just left for kazakstan to buy a baby to adopt a kid there you basically work out a deal. they wanted $40k and blood pressure cuff. i'd like to see her explain that to the kid when he/she is older.
Does she know that the U.S offers free adoptions? Idiots these days!
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:41 AM
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Dan did you get ahold of Chambo yet?
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:43 AM
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Chuck Norris does not do push ups, he pushes the earth down!

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Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:47 AM
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hahaha. Chuck norris once punched a man in the soul.
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:48 AM
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:51 AM
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer?

to bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:53 AM
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Girraffes were invented when chuck norris uppercutted a horse
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 06:56 AM
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I eat dogs for breakfast and dinner!
Dogs too... I thought it was just cats?
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 07:07 AM
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Does she know that the U.S offers free adoptions? Idiots these days!
Allow me to educate you, if you want to adopt a "newborn baby" you will be paying. We used a local adoption service, it was Approx. 28-35 thousand. My son is adopted, he is now 3 1/2. So I am someone who spent money and adopted a baby from this country. I am also adopted, 40 years ago it was a lot cheaper but probably relative to what things costs back then versus now.

The only "free" situation is if you foster / adopt a child, who is not newborn. My wife and I wanted to raise a child from the start, we brought my son home when he was 3 days old, so we chose the adoption service. It was the best experience and still is the best thing I have ever done.

School lesson over
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 07:13 AM
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he does not get wet ; The water gets "Chuck Norrised"!
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 07:36 AM
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The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 07:42 AM
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BOOOOO, jack bauer is nothing compared to chuck....chuck norris has 2 speeds, walk and KILL
Old Feb 22, 2010 | 07:50 AM
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Please. Chuck is old. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're dead."



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