Ok how about... I'm happy as Rosie O'Donnell at an all you can eat china buffet.

 

Hey scooter, I dont know what kind of cash you make but there are a couple openeings here At citrix for level II engineers...

 

Thanks, Although I am very computer literate and have built a couple of computers I am neither certified nor do I have a degree in that field. I would consider my self more of a Super-User than a tech. Although I did do troubleshooting here at the office. I'm more of a field tech. If you know of anyone who need a trainer I'm up for it though. I used to train dense government employees in Microsoft Office and other software and now I am doing generic employee training-Workplace violence, Payroll, computer security, HIPAA, etc.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

 

That's better. But don't dis rosie too much as she is a child advocate and I work for the Department of Children & Families.

 

Ok how about... I'm happy as a crack ho who just tested negative for STDs.

 

Im as happy as a guy that just got his frist BJ from a chick that didnt use her teeth!!!

 

 

The Doctor is checking in... Going to Moroso today to show everybody who is the real street car out there and then I'm off to Trinidad for 2 wks, I'm happy like a little girl who just got **** today. Tee hee hee.

hey doc,
lucky u ...hope you have fun t'dad...drink a carib for me will ya.
and dont eat too much pastel and pelau.
and stay away from the punchacreamer!
good luck at moroso tonight...
later
g

 

. They also took a look at the tires and saw how I have rolled them .

chris,
what exactly are u refering to " rolled tires"
new term to my dictonary please explain
later
g


hey guys got a good one for you,
i took my car to local mitsu to have a oil change and rotate tires..
well i am sitting there waiting for car( was a saturday) nothing better to do.
so i am watching the guy rotate my tires ....and "boom"..the kid uses an impact guy to remove and reinstall my lug nut.
i didnt say anything just waited for them to get done.
they pull my car out and sure enough ...he scratched my rims 3 of them from the impact gun...so i go to service manager shows it to him....and guess what they did ...put my car back on lift...put another new evo on lift next to mine and and swap all 4 tires and rims.
and this time they put them on by hand and hand toqued them.
shows how qualified they were in the first place...
well if anyone is buying a new evo look closely at the wheels and make sure there is no scratches on them...otherwise you would be getting my old tires and wheels ...with about 3k miles on it.
later all
g

oh i am gonna make a very hard effort to make the next meeting .
i havent showed my face there as yet..even though i have met most of u.
please let me know if meeting is still on for 27th of dec.
i will try my best to be there..

 

I goin to eat meh belly full ah pastels, black pudding and hops and ah go drink plenty of carib wit meh guals.

Back to yankee speak...
I will post up my track times hopefully by tomorrow. Curious to see what a Dynoflashed EVO can do.

 

Just to show you that you can't trust anybody even if its the dealer. I've decided when its time to change my clutch, the last place I'm going to take it to is the dealer.

 

Doc,
what time you going to moroso

 

I am supposed to lime by some friends tonight...but maybe i will overs them and ride up to moroso and check you out..

 

I'm going at 6pm and leaving at 9pm

 

Alrighty Derrick.. Let us know the times.. Tonight is a great night to go out there.. Too bad I don't wanna drive anywhere today.. Been drivin all day... Good luck!!