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Lehman's take on last Hm Stead autox ( from autocross forums.com)
"That course SUCKED !-----------------
All my runs were messed up !
That family was so fu cking pissed that I ran over their Poodle on the course !
The fur got under my tires, and the blood and guts from that bit ch made my tires greasy.
I also bought sushi from that Japanese consession on site, and had to miss my last run, because I had a bad case of diareah (spelling ?), and was stuck in the port-a-potty for 45 ******* minutes."
http://www.autocrossforum.com/forums...pic=1424&st=0&
"That course SUCKED !-----------------
All my runs were messed up !
That family was so fu cking pissed that I ran over their Poodle on the course !
The fur got under my tires, and the blood and guts from that bit ch made my tires greasy.
I also bought sushi from that Japanese consession on site, and had to miss my last run, because I had a bad case of diareah (spelling ?), and was stuck in the port-a-potty for 45 ******* minutes."
http://www.autocrossforum.com/forums...pic=1424&st=0&
Last edited by Turbo-Ron; May 20, 2005 at 08:50 AM.
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Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
WOW! you are not only a Pervert but a F'n Psychic too!
Do you read hairy palms?!
Do you read hairy palms?!
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Lehman's take on last Hm Stead autox ( from autocross forums.com)
"That course SUCKED !-----------------
All my runs were messed up !
That family was so fu cking pissed that I ran over their Poodle on the course !
The fur got under my tires, and the blood and guts from that bit ch made my tires greasy.
I also bought sushi from that Japanese consession on site, and had to miss my last run, because I had a bad case of diareah (spelling ?), and was stuck in the port-a-potty for 45 ******* minutes."
http://www.autocrossforum.com/forums...pic=1424&st=0&
"That course SUCKED !-----------------
All my runs were messed up !
That family was so fu cking pissed that I ran over their Poodle on the course !
The fur got under my tires, and the blood and guts from that bit ch made my tires greasy.
I also bought sushi from that Japanese consession on site, and had to miss my last run, because I had a bad case of diareah (spelling ?), and was stuck in the port-a-potty for 45 ******* minutes."
http://www.autocrossforum.com/forums...pic=1424&st=0&
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Joke of the day:
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Joke of the day:
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
I'll put it if you can crop it down for me?! I'm e-mailing it to you now.
DCF in a nutshell...
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Joke of the day:
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals
promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of
our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left,
the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you
idiots ate the Admin Assistant?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the
leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooh, you had to go
and eat someone they would miss!"