TEMEVO/SFL
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Originally Posted by PRVRT
After hearing this joke look what the horse did!!!
Originally Posted by PRVRT
This explains why GVR acts the way he does sometimes!! it might have been from the lack of oxygen when he was young!!!
I would have used a BIG circular saw just to scare that kid senseless... Whirrrrrrrrrwhirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by Scooter
Turbo(less)-Ron - Enjoy your trip, but be careful. I hear Goofy has a "thing" for short bald trinis... You'll end up looking like this ----->
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by TheGVR4kid
Well, it's my last day in automotive and my last day at the Vero Beach Press Journal. New job is much much closer and I can hitch a ride with the fiance and leave the Evo parked for once. 16 months and 35,782 miles, it's time to give it a break. I'll probably be MIA for awhile as the new position needs to be whipped into shape like this one did. Plus the new office is also known as "The Mothership" since it's home to all the corporate big-wigs so I have to be on my best behavior if I want to suck my way to the top.
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by Scooter
Mephisto - Why don't you come over Saturday if you're not busy. Get out of the house and maybe we'll play GT4 or go see Batman or play some bathroom sports something (Maybe we can update the website
) ... you need to get out of this funk man. 
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by Scooter
Hey anybody that wants a little roadtrip to WPB sign up for the Toyota/Lexus Club get together on July 9th. Let's make an impact!!! It's a short trip and It'll be a chance to meet and see some other folks and stuff. Sign up on the info page. Ana and I are going.
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by TurboXtreme
Its all good bro!, good luck with that real estate course, i was thinking of getting into that tell me how it goes..
Also g/l with disney hope you have fun this weekend
Also g/l with disney hope you have fun this weekend
I'm second guessing if I should have done the Appraiser course instead.
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by PRVRT
GoodTurbo(less)-Ruin - Again you try to rule but all you do is huff and puff like you always do when you get your knees duty!!!! You need to milk a little more than that to pass me!!
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those disgusting insults are uncalled for!We are grown men! ... or at least one grown man and a sick faggit Pervert.
When will you grow up, anus!
Evolved Member
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,061
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by Scooter
I guess I'm all alone, Holy Schit!!! I've turned into a short bald trini...
Maybe I'll just keep posting till I pass Mephisto... he's not posting much... this may be my chance to pass him and get back into second place...
Maybe I'll just keep posting till I pass Mephisto... he's not posting much... this may be my chance to pass him and get back into second place...
WTF . I step out for one day and everybody wants to be KIng for a day?! 