TEMEVO/SFL
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From: Miami
For you computer nerds out there....
Little Cyrus asked his dad one day, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ‘You've Got Male!’"
His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ‘You've Got Male!’"
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Little Cyrus asked his dad one day, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ‘You've Got Male!’"
His father responded, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out, anyway! Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ‘You've Got Male!’"
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Whoever wrote this needs to be shoot by that Plakhazknetrszen Tank that dischagred GSG!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
1. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
2. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
3. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
4. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
5. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
6. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
7. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.