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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Listen butt hole bunny - you shouldn't be giving any talks here - you should be out promotong your cereal! 
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
OK daily dose of Comedy Central:
Husband Superstore
Recently a 'Husband Super Store' opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your
left - we hope you fall down the stairs."
Husband Superstore
Recently a 'Husband Super Store' opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from
that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further
on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your
left - we hope you fall down the stairs."
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Turbo-Ron
Yes - he's a sick perverted battyhole bunny.
The batty hole part thats just becuase you like looking at all of us bending over at the AutoX when you are acting like you are sleeping!!! You know you want to get stuffed by the bunny!!!!
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From: Miami
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
