Mysteries

These are easy when you see the answers. Can You Figure
These Out?


1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between
three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under
water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner
together. How can this be?


3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray
when you throw it away?


4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or
Sunday?


5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can
find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is
unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find
anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to
do so without any coaching!

 

OK - One day I'll overthrow Pervy and be team leader! ... might as well start practicin'

Good Morning All!!!!

Pervy - how's that burning sensation?!

GVR - keep taking your medication, man! - we're all proud of you.

gtlimer - Good to hear you are going to be there!!! whatever.

Scooter - Are your Pizza HUt stocks going up?!

Ron - YOU are the best, man! Keep up the good work!

Meph - Hasn't been the same since the third lump on the head!

Lobo - Where you at??? - Who's T F is lobo?!

dr.mr - Whats up??? ... you break the 600 hp barrier yet?

Doc - Where you at?? Don't answer that!

Jon - Cracka A$$ Crackwhore!

M3 - Nice!!! Congrats!! now if you'd only learn to drive!

EVOLUTIONIZED - Did you get a b/f again???

Mangook - MIA!!!!

TurboX - KIA!!!

Ghost - I doubt you EVER gonna be famous least make anyone else famous!!!

EVO_ATE_U - How is the ***** burn??? Ouch ... that's gonna leave a scar!

Well, guys we are all washed up - especially Pervy!!! Have a good one!!!
and 3 box a pizza for Scooter.

 

To PRVRT's riddles:

1. Lions, they're obviously dead
2. She develops her own photographs
3. A slave!
4. Yesterday, Today, Tommorrow
5. There's no e's

 

Number 3 is wrong!!!
But, great answers!!!

 

whatever cherio bunny.

 

Never will you overthrow me!!! And since you like burning, how is Bill K.! Seems like you to have been burning rubbers all day!!! And I don't mean AUTOX. He might let you drive the Jaguar one day and let you use the Super Soaker freely!!!!!!!

Also, if the other PIMPateer were even to suspect you were gettting close there would be a swamp of major whorage that he might even pass me to not let you be on top!(But you are use to being at the bottom!!! )

 

At least I am not planting them to grow donuts, like some Bald headed Trini's!!!

One day we have to plan a trip to Fort Peirce to see the AutoX there one day!! But, schedules never agree!!!

 

Ok - hold all my F'in messages - I'll be back later.

 

Go milk some sacks to get the $$$$!!!!!

 

NOPI looks dim......

 

It looks like it is going to be the same as last year!!

 

guys i won't be able to make it for nopi, i have to work. sorry man.

 

YAY! means I get to play in the mud again.

 

This time you have mustang wheels!

 

Saw the '06 eclipse last night on the turnpike, looks ok I guess