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Originally posted by Dr Evo
at least she had a pastie on.
at least she had a pastie on.
You guys are all hilarious. I think that Justin did it for the same reason that Britney did the whole Madonna thing, to show they're immature side and get back at eachother where it hurts. I just wish they didn't do it at a show where there are billions of KIDS watching, it was extremely tasteless and immature on all of they're parts.
Originally posted by GirlSpeedGirli1
You guys are all hilarious. I think that Justin did it for the same reason that Britney did the whole Madonna thing, to show they're immature side and get back at eachother where it hurts. I just wish they didn't do it at a show where there are billions of KIDS watching, it was extremely tasteless and immature on all of they're parts.
You guys are all hilarious. I think that Justin did it for the same reason that Britney did the whole Madonna thing, to show they're immature side and get back at eachother where it hurts. I just wish they didn't do it at a show where there are billions of KIDS watching, it was extremely tasteless and immature on all of they're parts.
Hey guys I got this in an Email and thought it was pretty funny... let me know What you think....
Honor and respect our troops.....
A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovered that the latrine holding tank was still full from the last flight. So a message was sent to the base, and an airman who was off duty is called in to take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as to not risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late, and I'm personally going to see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force, I've been in Thule, Greenland for 11 months without any leave and reindeer are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe;
it's 1:30 in the morning; the temperature is 40 degrees below zero and my job here is to pump **** from your aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?"
Honor and respect our troops.....
A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovered that the latrine holding tank was still full from the last flight. So a message was sent to the base, and an airman who was off duty is called in to take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as to not risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late, and I'm personally going to see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force, I've been in Thule, Greenland for 11 months without any leave and reindeer are beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe;
it's 1:30 in the morning; the temperature is 40 degrees below zero and my job here is to pump **** from your aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?"
Last edited by Scooter; Feb 2, 2004 at 01:33 PM.
whats up people...bored as hell.....did you guys see the new import tuner...the sparco Evo is on the cover...that **** is tight....
oh and Doc.....thats not a pastie on Janet's nipple it's a nipple ring...she has a pierced nipple...i'd be willing to bet the other one is pierced too....don't see what the big fuss is about...it's a very nice boob...lol
oh and Doc.....thats not a pastie on Janet's nipple it's a nipple ring...she has a pierced nipple...i'd be willing to bet the other one is pierced too....don't see what the big fuss is about...it's a very nice boob...lol
Originally posted by Scooter
Remember that no one sees themselves as an idiot in their own eyes. They probably thought it was a good way of getting attention. (Worked, didn't it?) They just did it for shock value and to stay in the news. People in that business do not think in the way 'normal' (and I use the term loosely) people do. To them it's all about exposure (Pun Intended) and publicity. The more exposure they get the happier they are. In other words "IT'S ALL BULLS**T"
Remember that no one sees themselves as an idiot in their own eyes. They probably thought it was a good way of getting attention. (Worked, didn't it?) They just did it for shock value and to stay in the news. People in that business do not think in the way 'normal' (and I use the term loosely) people do. To them it's all about exposure (Pun Intended) and publicity. The more exposure they get the happier they are. In other words "IT'S ALL BULLS**T"
OK i just saw the censored video on the news aout 30 times in 2 minutes. It was not a "wardrobe malfunction", she did not cover up as soon as the wardrobe was torn off, it was intentional, they both meant it. And I restate "IT WAS BULLS**T!!!!"
Now on to Lancer matters... Everybody still a go for this weekend?? I am very psyched...
. Meet one day and auto-x the next...
Now on to Lancer matters... Everybody still a go for this weekend?? I am very psyched...
. Meet one day and auto-x the next...
Originally posted by ElementalEvo
...did you guys see the new import tuner...the sparco Evo is on the cover...that **** is tight....
...did you guys see the new import tuner...the sparco Evo is on the cover...that **** is tight....
***UPDATE***
***Lancer Meeting*** Saturday February 7, 2004
NO MEETING DUE TO CB SMITH PARK IMPORT BBQ
***CB Smith Park*** Saturday February 7, 2004
DesignmanFX
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
EVO_ATE_U
GirlspeedGirli1
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MANGOOK (tentative)
msauer
Rudy
Scooter
SoFlaBBY
stevEVO8
***AutoX*** Sunday February 8, 2004 Hollywood Greyhound Race Track
Dr Evo
fastmarsh
Elemental Evo
EvoLancerVII
msauer
PRVRT (tentative)
Scooter
***Moroso*** Sunday February 22, 2004 ***SFL Day Meeting*** (Need to bring your own food on this one!)
Alfriedesq
DesignmanFX
Dr Evo (tentative)
Elemental Evo
EVO_ATE_U
Fastmarsh
gtlimer
Jonasan50 (tentative)
MANGOOK (tentative)
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SoFlaBBY
Trying to get a group picture of all of us on this day! Tell me what you think?
Post up!!!!!!
NO MEETING DUE TO CB SMITH PARK IMPORT BBQ
***CB Smith Park*** Saturday February 7, 2004
DesignmanFX
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
EVO_ATE_U
GirlspeedGirli1
gtlimer
Jonasan50
MANGOOK (tentative)
msauer
Rudy
Scooter
SoFlaBBY
stevEVO8
***AutoX*** Sunday February 8, 2004 Hollywood Greyhound Race Track
Dr Evo
fastmarsh
Elemental Evo
EvoLancerVII
msauer
PRVRT (tentative)
Scooter
***Moroso*** Sunday February 22, 2004 ***SFL Day Meeting*** (Need to bring your own food on this one!)
Alfriedesq
DesignmanFX
Dr Evo (tentative)
Elemental Evo
EVO_ATE_U
Fastmarsh
gtlimer
Jonasan50 (tentative)
MANGOOK (tentative)
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SoFlaBBY
Trying to get a group picture of all of us on this day! Tell me what you think?
Post up!!!!!!
im getting kinda nervous about sunday. ive been looking around on other forums and there are going to be soooo many cars there. lol i wouldnt doubt if i get the slowest time. oh well...i guess ill just learn and grow.
Originally posted by EvoLancerVll
im getting kinda nervous about sunday. ive been looking around on other forums and there are going to be soooo many cars there. lol i wouldnt doubt if i get the slowest time. oh well...i guess ill just learn and grow.
im getting kinda nervous about sunday. ive been looking around on other forums and there are going to be soooo many cars there. lol i wouldnt doubt if i get the slowest time. oh well...i guess ill just learn and grow.
Once we get better, then we can compare our times with other people's times.
good insight on things scooter. how long does a lap usually last? should i run on my stock 15's or stay with my 17's? anymore info on what i should do before sunday as in weight reduction? Ex...take seats out/carpeting/tire/etc...



I didn't particularly enjoy the Janet Jackson thing, but I'm happy as hell that it wasn't Latoya!!!