TEMEVO/SFL
since someone stole my car cover on Saturday, I'd advise the group not to buy a carcover for your evo (the mitsuishi silver one, made to fir our cars) from any crackheads. Or if you are the one that stole it, don't EVER use it, because ifi ever see it on a car, I'm going to take it back. Then i''ll punish the car it was covering. mine had a couple distinguishing marks on it, I'll know it if i see it
I love miami!
I love miami!
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Nah I have not posted it yet. Let's put it this way.
Phone rings *ring*ring*ring*
Scooter: Hello.
Ignorant Beotch: Hola.
Scooter: May I help You?
IB: Hola?
Scooter: Te puedo ayudar? (Can I help you?)
IB: Hablas espanol? (Do you speak spanish?)
Scooter: Senora, en que te estoy hablando? (Ma'am in what language am I speaking to you?)
Hangs up.... Calls back 30 seconds later
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Hola.
Scooter: en que te puedo ayudar? (How can I help you?)
IB: Hola?
Scooter: SENORA, COMO TE PUEDO AYUDAR! (MA'AM, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?)
Hangs up... calls back 30 seconds later so Scooter ignores the call knowing it's going to be the IB.
After 5 more calls it stops. Later in the afternoon Scooter checks his voicemail.
IB voicemail #1: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #2: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #3: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #4: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #5: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
Later in the afternoon Scooter is out with Ana and the phone rings.
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Hola?
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am, who are you looking for?
IB: Michito?
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am you have a wrong number.
Hangs up... 30 seconds later the phone rings.
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Michito?
Scooter: (In spanish) MA'AM! YOU HAVE A WRONG NUMBER!
Hangs up ... 30 seconds later... yep you guessed it. RIIIINNNGGG
Scooter looks at number and answers
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am! You have a wrong number, why do you keep calling it? Do you think that by calling the same number over and over again you will get a different person?
IB: (In spanish) I'm looking for Michito.
Scooter: (In spanish) Do I sound like Michito?
IB: (In spanish) No.
Scooter: (In spanish) Then why do you keep calling me?
IB: (In spanish) Because every time I call the operator they answer in English.
Scooter: (In spanish) Welcome to the United States.
IB: (In spanish) Don't speak to me that way. I've lived here for 40 years.
Scooter: (In spanish) And you still don't speak English?!
IB hangs up and Scooter ignores all 17 additional calls from that number.
Well I'm out on my way to WPB for a new employee sign-on... catch y'all tonight
Phone rings *ring*ring*ring*
Scooter: Hello.
Ignorant Beotch: Hola.
Scooter: May I help You?
IB: Hola?
Scooter: Te puedo ayudar? (Can I help you?)
IB: Hablas espanol? (Do you speak spanish?)
Scooter: Senora, en que te estoy hablando? (Ma'am in what language am I speaking to you?)
Hangs up.... Calls back 30 seconds later
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Hola.
Scooter: en que te puedo ayudar? (How can I help you?)
IB: Hola?
Scooter: SENORA, COMO TE PUEDO AYUDAR! (MA'AM, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?)
Hangs up... calls back 30 seconds later so Scooter ignores the call knowing it's going to be the IB.
After 5 more calls it stops. Later in the afternoon Scooter checks his voicemail.
IB voicemail #1: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #2: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #3: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #4: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
IB voicemail #5: Michito, es tu mama. (stupid name, it's your mother.)
Later in the afternoon Scooter is out with Ana and the phone rings.
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Hola?
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am, who are you looking for?
IB: Michito?
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am you have a wrong number.
Hangs up... 30 seconds later the phone rings.
Scooter: Hello.
IB: Michito?
Scooter: (In spanish) MA'AM! YOU HAVE A WRONG NUMBER!
Hangs up ... 30 seconds later... yep you guessed it. RIIIINNNGGG
Scooter looks at number and answers
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am! You have a wrong number, why do you keep calling it? Do you think that by calling the same number over and over again you will get a different person?
IB: (In spanish) I'm looking for Michito.
Scooter: (In spanish) Do I sound like Michito?
IB: (In spanish) No.
Scooter: (In spanish) Then why do you keep calling me?
IB: (In spanish) Because every time I call the operator they answer in English.
Scooter: (In spanish) Welcome to the United States.
IB: (In spanish) Don't speak to me that way. I've lived here for 40 years.
Scooter: (In spanish) And you still don't speak English?!
IB hangs up and Scooter ignores all 17 additional calls from that number.
Well I'm out on my way to WPB for a new employee sign-on... catch y'all tonight
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I will be sure to send Michito to assist!!!
Last edited by PRVRT; Jan 2, 2007 at 09:52 AM.
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since someone stole my car cover on Saturday, I'd advise the group not to buy a carcover for your evo (the mitsuishi silver one, made to fir our cars) from any crackheads. Or if you are the one that stole it, don't EVER use it, because ifi ever see it on a car, I'm going to take it back. Then i''ll punish the car it was covering. mine had a couple distinguishing marks on it, I'll know it if i see it
I love miami!
I love miami!
Nah I have not posted it yet. Let's put it this way.
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am! You have a wrong number, why do you keep calling it? Do you think that by calling the same number over and over again you will get a different person?
IB: (In spanish) I'm looking for Michito.
Scooter: (In spanish) Do I sound like Michito?
IB: (In spanish) No.
Scooter: (In spanish) Then why do you keep calling me?
IB: (In spanish) Because every time I call the operator they answer in English.
Scooter: (In spanish) Welcome to the United States.
IB: (In spanish) Don't speak to me that way. I've lived here for 40 years.
Scooter: (In spanish) And you still don't speak English?!
Scooter: (In spanish) Ma'am! You have a wrong number, why do you keep calling it? Do you think that by calling the same number over and over again you will get a different person?
IB: (In spanish) I'm looking for Michito.
Scooter: (In spanish) Do I sound like Michito?
IB: (In spanish) No.
Scooter: (In spanish) Then why do you keep calling me?
IB: (In spanish) Because every time I call the operator they answer in English.
Scooter: (In spanish) Welcome to the United States.
IB: (In spanish) Don't speak to me that way. I've lived here for 40 years.
Scooter: (In spanish) And you still don't speak English?!
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The worst part is about 90% of the hispanics think that the language here is Spanish in Miami, and the neglect the fact is that its English! I knew they were messing everything up when they started to put the driving & resdency/citizenship applications in whatever language you speak!!
I just don't know how how all these ppl find the appilcations in one common language, IDIOTISH!! Because alot of them are!
I just don't know how how all these ppl find the appilcations in one common language, IDIOTISH!! Because alot of them are!
Last edited by PRVRT; Jan 2, 2007 at 11:40 AM.
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So what you are telling me essentially is, that I, someone born in this country, who served in the US Navy, who by that act put his life in harms way in order to preserve your rights... Now I have to speak spanish because you are too lazy and ungrateful of what you have that you cannot make any effort to learn or speak English. And then you wonder why the "gringos" get all bent out of shape... Please tell me you are not that freaking stupid.
Yes!!! I had an incident this weekend!!!
Yes!!! I had an incident this weekend!!!
Scott, it wasn't directed towards you. And it was a joke. Since im known as a very cubanized person and I haven't been here in a while. But I bet ur butt was itching to say something like that. Pobre vieja that must've been somebodys grandma. BTW there were 117,669 Hispanics In the US military by 2003. Who preserves yours now? Times change. Get used to it. It was just our time to Immigrate. Pero se me olvido que eras miccosukee y no pagabas taxes
I still love you meng.
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The worst part is about 90% of the hispanics think that the language here is Spanish in Miami, and the neglect the fact is that its English! I knew they were messing everything up when they started to put the driving & resdency/citizenship applications in whatever language you speak!!
I just don't know how how all these ppl find the appilcations in one common language, IDIOTISH!! Because alot of them are!
I just don't know how how all these ppl find the appilcations in one common language, IDIOTISH!! Because alot of them are!
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Nope, from cubans to haitians(they have the driving test in creole now)!!! I included all of them in that one!! Not one in particular! IS there more than others yes, but the problem is with all immigrants!!
