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gm guys, is it friday yet?????? GRRRRRRRRR
Laura: I've been wanting one myself but me and needles ehh well lets just say i'm 22 and i've been wanting one since 18 lol. Only thing i was able to tolerate is getting my tongue pierced, simply cuz it took less than 2 mins lol.
jon: go to bed =)
Laura: I've been wanting one myself but me and needles ehh well lets just say i'm 22 and i've been wanting one since 18 lol. Only thing i was able to tolerate is getting my tongue pierced, simply cuz it took less than 2 mins lol.
jon: go to bed =)
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Good morning all!
Ok joke time...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"
Ok joke time...
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
"See what you get for five bucks!?"
NiceJeff: Thanks! If you can.. could you try and incorporate something with an aquamarine color too? Cos that's my birthstone. You rock!
Yadi: LoL yea I was afraid when I got my first one, but now I kinda crave getting them. They are addicting. My parents don't know I have them tho. That's why one is on my hip (down low) and the other is on my butt cheek. Im running out of hiding places, so I guess soon I'll have to tell them, cos my sagittarius one isn't gonna be small and my next one after that is going to be quite big and intricate. I already have it ready to get done, but it will probably cost upwards of $500 and so I have to save up for it.
NiceJeff: Thanks! If you can.. could you try and incorporate something with an aquamarine color too? Cos that's my birthstone. You rock!
Yadi: LoL yea I was afraid when I got my first one, but now I kinda crave getting them. They are addicting. My parents don't know I have them tho. That's why one is on my hip (down low) and the other is on my butt cheek. Im running out of hiding places, so I guess soon I'll have to tell them, cos my sagittarius one isn't gonna be small and my next one after that is going to be quite big and intricate. I already have it ready to get done, but it will probably cost upwards of $500 and so I have to save up for it.
good joke!!
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NiceJeff: Thanks! If you can.. could you try and incorporate something with an aquamarine color too? Cos that's my birthstone. You rock!
Yadi: LoL yea I was afraid when I got my first one, but now I kinda crave getting them. They are addicting. My parents don't know I have them tho. That's why one is on my hip (down low) and the other is on my butt cheek. Im running out of hiding places, so I guess soon I'll have to tell them, cos my sagittarius one isn't gonna be small and my next one after that is going to be quite big and intricate. I already have it ready to get done, but it will probably cost upwards of $500 and so I have to save up for it.
Why you are in luck good Sir. I can speak, read and write japanese. So if you want, at the meet I'll take a look at it. Hopefully I will remember enough of it.
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I've been wanting a tattoo for such a long time...but I still haven't the guts to mark up my body for life. I 
. I'm planning on getting the Gracie Jiu-Jistu logo on my arm and probably the words "Tap out or pass out" in Japanese . To me this would probably be the only tattoo I would get because I believe if your going to get a tattoo I think it should mean something to you. Gracie Jiu-jistu has been a big part of my life ever since I was 16 years old. Anyways maybe one day I'll have the guts to ink up my body. 
. I'm planning on getting the Gracie Jiu-Jistu logo on my arm and probably the words "Tap out or pass out" in Japanese . To me this would probably be the only tattoo I would get because I believe if your going to get a tattoo I think it should mean something to you. Gracie Jiu-jistu has been a big part of my life ever since I was 16 years old. Anyways maybe one day I'll have the guts to ink up my body.
Well I learned basic Japanese. Hiragana and Katakana and some kanji. I took it for one semester last year cos it was a 5 credit class 
lol I also know German, cos in high school I refused to learn spanish as my 2 year language requirement. Then I took another two semesters in College. So Im better at German than Japanese, but both were easy to learn. Looking at taking either Chinese, Arabic, or Swahili over the summer... (5 credits at the 3000 level lol) I can learn languages pretty easily.
Watashi no namae wa Laura desu. yay Japanese
Ich heisse Laura und ich bin einundzwanzig Jahre alt. yay German
Me llamo Laura. Boo spanish. (sorry I hate the language, I think it lacks style and grace...)
I also spent an entire summer tryin to teach myself Russian. HA. Yea right. That was so hard.
But yea. I love tattoos. lol.
lol I also know German, cos in high school I refused to learn spanish as my 2 year language requirement. Then I took another two semesters in College. So Im better at German than Japanese, but both were easy to learn. Looking at taking either Chinese, Arabic, or Swahili over the summer... (5 credits at the 3000 level lol) I can learn languages pretty easily.Watashi no namae wa Laura desu. yay Japanese
Ich heisse Laura und ich bin einundzwanzig Jahre alt. yay German
Me llamo Laura. Boo spanish. (sorry I hate the language, I think it lacks style and grace...)
I also spent an entire summer tryin to teach myself Russian. HA. Yea right. That was so hard.
But yea. I love tattoos. lol.
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