Lunch is over, back to sudoku... eh I mean work. SCHIET I wish I had time for Sudoku...

 

he touched me when i was little

 

Ten Simple Ways to Enjoy a Visit to the Mall (NO THESE ARE NOT MINE!!)

10) Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

9) Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and then volunteer to consume all of the now unwanted taste treats.

8) Ride the mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond!

7) Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones at Radio Shack. Then hand the phone to a sales clerk and tell him "it's for you."

6) Follow patrons around D. Balton's bookstore while reading aloud from Dianetics.

5) As you approach the bottom of an escalator, scream -- "MY SHOELACES! HELLLLLLLLLLP!!!"

4) Ask a mall security officer to tell you his best story from World War I.

3) Train a pet store parrot new vocabulary that makes him unattractive to the typical mall patron.

2) Ask the sales clerk at the music store whether the inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles!

And the simplest way to enjoy a visit to the mall...

1) Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger Queen or McRonalds...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell curious onlookers that they're "astronaut food"... then mention that you are wearing your new Nowak Diaper!

 

Hmmm Spinach salad with chicken & bacon bits, hard boiled egg, mushrooms and tomatoes all covered in honey mustard dressing.

Damn, I almost eating healthy... gotta stop that!

 

Here's the sad part... I believe you. Call 1 800 96ABUSE!

 

evo's free... mazda's pay that's life

 

Really sad part is he liked and now always hangs out at So. Beach!

 

Yeah I know what you mean, I love Sudoku. I got a Nintendo DS and the "Brain Age" game, its got Sudoku and other exercises to keep your mind sharp.

 

Sure they are not yours!! Your secret is safe with us!!!

Last time I tried that I broke a hole in them and had to by them now Joey wants me to wear them the right way for easy access!!

My Dad does this all the time!!!

Just remember to wear your navy outfit when you do this!!

When I did this the last time the clerk answered his personal phone right there!

Becareful with this one you might attract Tom Cruise!!!

Does this mean you wear your shoes backwards????

He also told how great a pet Dino was!!

I got kicked out of the store for teach the parrot how to say "Can I suck your twatt and lick your ****!" (By the way this is a true one! There is a parrot out there that will only say this!)

Man, you have to tell him how the Cuban Dollar does, even more fun there!

Hey those Diapers are fashionable!! I have to order me another million dollars worth, oh wait thats only one!

 

So why didn't it work on you?

 

Actually I didn't want anyone saying I stole this joke. But hey... whatever.

 

No problem, I got a little money. US Govenrment Cheese distribution is high this year.

 

the ****** are working again lol... first time in a while i have to go through a few pages of crap lol. Sad thing is i kinda miss it hehe


i prob will show up tomorrow depending when we finish painting agis rims but if it get 2 damn cold we gotta move it to the garage plz plz plz

 

 

It would be colder when the wind goes through the garage!