Yea we noticed when you took off like a bat outta hell! We were all like wtf, where is he going? lol. No wonder he gets pulled over...

Yadi: I was sad you didn't come last night cos I felt bad that I haven't gotten you clips yet! I was hoping you would be there so you could hear the exhaust. Anyways I will try my best to get some today.

 

I promised my girl I would take her out...was running a little late.
How was Denny's?

....Oh, i don't get pulled over for driving like that...lol

 

No. Just tints...


PS You do know that a cop flew by the other guys looking for something... I'm wondering if he saw someone with tints...

 

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Professor PRVRT

Annoyed by the Anatomy Professor who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time...

Then, halfway through the lecture, he began, "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France..."

The girls looked at one another, rose to their feet, and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "where are you going? The next plane to Paris doesn't leave until tomorrow morning."

 

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Having It All

Dr Evo was complaining to Scooter, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast Evo, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!"

"What happened?" asked Scooter.

"My wife found out!" said Dr Evo.

 

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Applying Within and With Wit

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in New Jersey...

NAME: Gregory Bultunstein

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

 

state trooper? I was flashing you guys to slow down...he went to an accident scene right off the snapper

 

Don't know, I never actually saw him. Just heard about him. Laura and Kyle said he would never have caught up to either one of us.

 

Hey, there is a group buy on an interesting code scanner on the Mazda Forums. The thing is OBD2 so we can use them on the Evos too. Plus it doubles as a trip computer. The more people buying, the lower the price.

http://www.mazdas247.com/forum/showt...hp?t=123659908

Just a heads up for whoever wants one, I already put my order in.

 

ok so if any1 is curious to see what me agi and eric did all weekend

check out the newly painted rims on the s2k and my pillars
https://www.evolutionm.net/forums/sh...68#post3990968

 

Wow that first pic looks like the Garage at Aventura where we had the meet last night. But I know it can't be that because you were not there... boo boo. Actually I was really disappointed that most people did not go... Only the cool people. I guess TEMEVO is dead. Well, that just means I can trade the April 1 Moroso Show for a nice Autocross.

 

I never said I was cool so it's all good and in reference to the moroso show you gotta do what u gotta do. I'm guessing some of the regulars aren't showing because they don't like the drive 2 aventura.

 

too true...

...i barely made it, was good seeing the gang.

 

There is green and yellow stuff ozzing out of my nose.

 

It's funny because a lot of Kendall folks were there, but there were fewer people from the Broward area than from the Dade area. And if I am not mistaken Aventura is closer to Broward than Dolphin.

A so me go (Broward)
ATM Sanchez (Kendalish I think)
DeLancer (Late, but there)
Dr Evo (Trinidad - VERY SOUTH KENDALL - OK Broward for now)
Dr MR (Broward)
Evo Ryder (Kinda Kendalish)
I <3 Evo IX (Kendalish)
LadySpeed3 (Kendall)
Manic Mopar (Kendalish)
PRVRT (Liberty City)
Scooter (Kendall)

I'm not counting Jonasan because he was working but he was still there even in his cruiser. Although that is sort of in his patrol area... I think.

So here's my real concern. Should we even bother to have meetings anymore. Dr Evo is going to Trinidad. Dr MR is selling. That brings the count of Broward people down. A so me go is thinking of selling as of the last meet so it could go down more. When we had the picnic it was only because I used some of my own VACATION time to go rent the pavilion/shelter. If not the pavilion would have been rented to someone else. (Despite your best efforts. No one in Broward had the initiative in the MONTH since we scheduled the thing to go rent.

Now I understand people get busy. But was EVERYBODY busy??? It feels like the people down south are the only ones making an effort to keep this TEAM going. Sorry to vent, but from the "It's too far" BS (20 Minutes by Evo) to the "It's too cold" BS (Hey, humans are Warm Blooded... Except for Dr Evo) I'm getting a little tired.

So the next time people say "Hey, we should do something." You guys need to find a different cheerleader. I've been with the team since 2003. I took the initiative with the website crude as it is. (And now I can't even get the damn name back because it is registered to Kevin) I also took the lead on the Indy event and this last picnic. PRVRT been a cheerleader and organizer on this team for as long as there has been a TEMEVO. Dr Evo has been our graphics specialist and second string prvrt. (We can call him Mini-prvrt.). Jonasan has also put together a lot of event and picnics. Dr MR tried to get people to participate at race events by offering Free TEMEVO T-shirts. ("Wow! An Evo! A barely street legal rally car! Where do you race it man?!?!" "Uhhhhhhh.... nowhere... "

Five... Only 5 people that have gone to any REAL lengths to keep this all together.

BTW I took dax to work last Friday and got a thumbs up from a semi driver passing by the office. The Evo will always be "The Car!"

OK. So I'm rambling a bit. But I guess I'm just really tired. I guess my break was just not long enough. Time for a real loooooooooooooong vacation. Later all... Much Much later.