f@ck some gurls from work asked me to go with them to the sawgrass mall, but im too lazy + long drive...

 

i was with him, it was a real bonding experience

 

I heard you got a notebook tat...and i'm not talking about no VAIO

 

hopefully it was offset by a couple of hot chicks...right?

 

chick flick...when will guys learn if u suck it up for 2 hours u might get a piece of the action after

 

and im still ****ing the chick i watched it with
nice save
i have it on my lower back right below the butterfly you like papi

at least i go straight for the kill, "aight ***** you wanna F@ck?"

 

Last chick flick I gave in to was the movie with JLo and jane fonda?

 

Who else has a phobia of swallowing gum?

 

iF a chick calls you at 2am, that's guaranteed sexual relations right? If a chick calls you at 11:30pm is that an emergency? lol

 

ANyone watch spiderman? how was it in comparison to 2? I heard it took awhile to get juicy?

 

i get action every chick flick... i person to watch them alone with some paper towels and ky. If its a holiday or my birthday i'll get my friend out and fill her up with my foot pump. have some fun then deflate her =-)

 

TRUE dat.

 

where the money at?

 

u are cracking me up 2day
if i call u at 2am ever it wont be for that but u better answer i might just have an emergency

 

whoring by myself?
Could you get arrested for domestic abuse against yourself? If so would u press charges?


I don't recall calling you at 2am, thanks for the headsup!