TEMEVO/SFL
Hope yall get a kick out of this, even the ladies. 
Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T shirt at a water
park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station
toilet because this one is just too dirty. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress costs $5000. A Tux rental is only
$300.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are
over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation
requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite
you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $20.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips. You need only one wallet and one pair of shoes. You
want only one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look! You can "do" your nails with a penknife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the
same shirt, instead you become buddies.
No WONDER men are happier...
Glad i'm a man..
Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T shirt at a water
park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station
toilet because this one is just too dirty. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress costs $5000. A Tux rental is only
$300.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are
over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation
requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra
credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite
you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $20.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips. You need only one wallet and one pair of shoes. You
want only one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your
legs look! You can "do" your nails with a penknife. You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the
same shirt, instead you become buddies.
No WONDER men are happier...
Glad i'm a man..
Cracker *** cracka's!!
D&B TONIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD....those interested please post up ,we can meet out there between 8:30-9:00
1-me
2-Agi
3-Jeff
4-Laura
5-Kyle
6-Wayne
7-Tamer
8-John
9-awdratt(sorry forgot ur name )
10-leghumper
11-Z4k (possibly showing up late)
12- Evolento (Eric, Agis brother might come with us)
13-Clutchdc5
14. Venom- aka Brad *later-after class*930 or 10
15-Wrath-Greg (coming a bit after 10pm)
16-Misael
17-Atm (possibly)
P.S: hope u all have some1s number in the group if u are showing up late so it's easier to find us.
GM all it's friday =)
1-me
2-Agi
3-Jeff
4-Laura
5-Kyle
6-Wayne
7-Tamer
8-John
9-awdratt(sorry forgot ur name )
10-leghumper
11-Z4k (possibly showing up late)
12- Evolento (Eric, Agis brother might come with us)
13-Clutchdc5
14. Venom- aka Brad *later-after class*930 or 10
15-Wrath-Greg (coming a bit after 10pm)
16-Misael
17-Atm (possibly)
P.S: hope u all have some1s number in the group if u are showing up late so it's easier to find us.
GM all it's friday =)
time is going by really slow
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