TEMEVO/SFL
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Dr Evo
Well how about this one...
A man driving along the highway and sees a sign saying "Apples $5.00"
Well he pull over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied... "these are special apples, they taste like peanut butter and jelly."
The man pays the 5 bucks and bites into the apple, "this does taste like the best peanut butter and jelly I ever had."
He jumps back into his car and drives down the road he sees a sign "Apples $15.00"
Again he pulls over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied..."These are special apples, they taste like steak and lobster."
The man pays the 15 bucks and bites into the apple, "this does taste like the best steak and lobster I ever had."
He jumps back into his car and drives down the road he sees a sign "Apples $40.00"
$40 bucks!!! Well I definately got to see what's this is about.
Again he pulls over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied..."These are special apples, they taste like a woman's vagina"
A woman's vagina!!! He hurries the 40 bucks from his wallet and bites into the apple, immediately he spits it out, choking and coughing, wipes his mouth and says "Man this apple tastes like tihs"
The vendor then replied..."Oh I'm sorry sir, turn the apple around and bite into it again."
A man driving along the highway and sees a sign saying "Apples $5.00"
Well he pull over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied... "these are special apples, they taste like peanut butter and jelly."
The man pays the 5 bucks and bites into the apple, "this does taste like the best peanut butter and jelly I ever had."
He jumps back into his car and drives down the road he sees a sign "Apples $15.00"
Again he pulls over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied..."These are special apples, they taste like steak and lobster."
The man pays the 15 bucks and bites into the apple, "this does taste like the best steak and lobster I ever had."
He jumps back into his car and drives down the road he sees a sign "Apples $40.00"
$40 bucks!!! Well I definately got to see what's this is about.
Again he pulls over and asks the fruit vendor "why so much for an apple?"
The vendor replied..."These are special apples, they taste like a woman's vagina"
A woman's vagina!!! He hurries the 40 bucks from his wallet and bites into the apple, immediately he spits it out, choking and coughing, wipes his mouth and says "Man this apple tastes like tihs"
The vendor then replied..."Oh I'm sorry sir, turn the apple around and bite into it again."
Needs 
!That was kind of lame, batty bwouy!!! Scooter, I think we need Carlos up in here!!!!
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Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 195
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From: Trinidad, West Indies
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Needs !That was kind of lame, batty bwouy!!! Scooter, I think we need Carlos up in here!!!!
***** Requests a Raise
I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear *****,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 198
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by Dr Evo
Alright, last one for me...
***** Requests a Raise
I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear *****,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
***** Requests a Raise
I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear *****,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
hmmmmm good, but old
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
My turn.....
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
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Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Here is another one......
Must Be Herbal Essences
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
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Posts: 405
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From: Miami
***update***
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM June 26, 2004
CANCELLED DUE TO TEMEVO/SFL "Family Day"
***PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE GOING AND WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING!***
***TEMEVO/SFL "FAMILY DAY"/PHOTO SHOOT FOR IMPORTMADNESS*** Markham Park Pavillion #6, June 27, 2004 Please post if you are going! Here is the list of things we will need(please post next to your name, if you are going, what you want to bring and please pick more than one thing, and if your item is taken please pick something else[you can still bring that item if you like], and please bring for alot of ppl, the more the better!):
DIRECTIONS TO MARKHAM PARK:
For you people coming from the south end..
Take whatever you need to I-75 north.
I-75 north to Arvida Pkwy Exit. (5th exit once you're in Broward County)
When you exit off Arvida, the 1st traffic light is Weston Rd. Make a right onto Weston Rd. (northbound)
Stay on Weston Rd for about 2 miles till it ends at State Road 84. Cross over State Road 84 and enter the park..
(Weston Rd goes straight into the entrance of the park).
your family and your car
hamburgers and buns
hotdog and buns
potato chips(doritos, cheetos, pringles, etc. please post what brand you are bringing)
beer(please post what brand you are bringing)
desserts(cakes, pies,etc.)
knives, forks and spoons
cups
sodas
juice
water
ice
snacks (remember kids are going)
any native dish, from your respective country, you wish to bring(please bring enough for alot of ppl)
fried chicken(if you want too)
napkins
charchol
bbq grill
cameras
salads
bread
coffee
games to play(footballs, baseball and gloves,etc)
any other things you can think of please post
____________________________________________
Dr Evo(CONFIRMED) - Chicken Wings
Elemental Evo(CONFIRMED)-
EVO_ATE_U(CONFIRMED)- Hamburgers and buns
fastmarsh-
gtlimer/Ms. Evo- Curry Chicken
GirlSpeedGirli1(CONFIRMED)- sodas and cups
idaiz28 (tentative)-
Jonasan50- Markham Park Pavillion
LoboEvo(tentative)- hot dogs and potato chips
Mephisto Knight (tentative)- sodas, chips and some other crap
PRVRT(CONFIRMED)- napkins, knives, spoons, forks, doritos, pringles, water, sodas, cups, ice, camera, sodas
Rudy(CONFIRMED)- Camera, salad, bread
Scooter(CONFIRMED) - Chicken Salad, Sloppy Joes and other assorted foods
speed kills (tentative)-
SSKILLA(CONFIRMED)- Boom Box and beer
stevEVO8 (CONFIRMED)-
vertGST(CONFIRMED)- water and assorted chips
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 10, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 24, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday July 25, 2004 Summer Heat, Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 7, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***SSKILLA's B-Day Party*** Unknown where it going to be! Friday August 13, 2004
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***NOPI*** Sunday August 15, 2004 Moroso MotorSports Park(This one I have to put together so the more ppl that actually want to participate, the better! This way I can ask them for a spot before we even go and tell them to hold it for us!!
Also, I hope we have shirts by then!!!! 
)
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
Takana Evo 8
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 21, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday August 22, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 4, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 18, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday September 26, 2004 Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 2, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 16, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday October 24, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 30, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 13, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
CANCELLED DUE TO TEMEVO/SFL "Family Day"
***PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE GOING AND WHAT YOU ARE BRINGING!***
***TEMEVO/SFL "FAMILY DAY"/PHOTO SHOOT FOR IMPORTMADNESS*** Markham Park Pavillion #6, June 27, 2004 Please post if you are going! Here is the list of things we will need(please post next to your name, if you are going, what you want to bring and please pick more than one thing, and if your item is taken please pick something else[you can still bring that item if you like], and please bring for alot of ppl, the more the better!):
DIRECTIONS TO MARKHAM PARK:
For you people coming from the south end..
Take whatever you need to I-75 north.
I-75 north to Arvida Pkwy Exit. (5th exit once you're in Broward County)
When you exit off Arvida, the 1st traffic light is Weston Rd. Make a right onto Weston Rd. (northbound)
Stay on Weston Rd for about 2 miles till it ends at State Road 84. Cross over State Road 84 and enter the park..
(Weston Rd goes straight into the entrance of the park).
your family and your car
hamburgers and buns
hotdog and buns
potato chips(doritos, cheetos, pringles, etc. please post what brand you are bringing)
beer(please post what brand you are bringing)
desserts(cakes, pies,etc.)
knives, forks and spoons
cups
sodas
juice
water
ice
snacks (remember kids are going)
any native dish, from your respective country, you wish to bring(please bring enough for alot of ppl)
fried chicken(if you want too)
napkins
charchol
bbq grill
cameras
salads
bread
coffee
games to play(footballs, baseball and gloves,etc)
any other things you can think of please post
____________________________________________
Dr Evo(CONFIRMED) - Chicken Wings
Elemental Evo(CONFIRMED)-
EVO_ATE_U(CONFIRMED)- Hamburgers and buns
fastmarsh-
gtlimer/Ms. Evo- Curry Chicken
GirlSpeedGirli1(CONFIRMED)- sodas and cups
idaiz28 (tentative)-
Jonasan50- Markham Park Pavillion
LoboEvo(tentative)- hot dogs and potato chips
Mephisto Knight (tentative)- sodas, chips and some other crap
PRVRT(CONFIRMED)- napkins, knives, spoons, forks, doritos, pringles, water, sodas, cups, ice, camera, sodas
Rudy(CONFIRMED)- Camera, salad, bread
Scooter(CONFIRMED) - Chicken Salad, Sloppy Joes and other assorted foods
speed kills (tentative)-
SSKILLA(CONFIRMED)- Boom Box and beer
stevEVO8 (CONFIRMED)-
vertGST(CONFIRMED)- water and assorted chips
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 10, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM July 24, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday July 25, 2004 Summer Heat, Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 7, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***SSKILLA's B-Day Party*** Unknown where it going to be! Friday August 13, 2004
Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***NOPI*** Sunday August 15, 2004 Moroso MotorSports Park(This one I have to put together so the more ppl that actually want to participate, the better! This way I can ask them for a spot before we even go and tell them to hold it for us!!
Also, I hope we have shirts by then!!!! )Dr Evo
Elemental Evo
gtlimer
Jonasan50
LoboEvo
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
Takana Evo 8
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM August 21, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday August 22, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 4, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM September 18, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday September 26, 2004 Homestead Miami Speedway (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 2, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 16, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday October 24, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM October 30, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 13, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***TEMEVO/SFL Meeting*** Dolphin Mall 10:00PM November 27, 2004
benzelite27
Elemental Evo
Jonasan50
PRVRT
Rudy
Scooter
SSKILLA
***AutoX*** Sunday November 28, 2004 Hialeah Park (You need a helmet [Brain Bucket] if you are going to participate in this event!) More info at: http://autox.carlc.com/
PRVRT (tentative)
Elemental Evo
Scooter
Post up!!!!!!
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Ancient Chinese Torture
3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
Man that hurts just hearing about it.
Rudy - Holy tihs man.... rudy Posted
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Must Be Herbal Essences
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.
The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.
That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"
Good one yo
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by GirlSpeedGirli1
Hey guys! I have a surprise this weekend! It's pretty much why I haven't posted, I've been busting my ***!!! Anyway, hope to see ya'll there!
