This crap will be over soon!!!!!

 

Good Morning All!!!!

Mephisto - Damn you are up way to late or to early (however you want to see it)! Sorry about you getting fired!!!!

Scooter - Whats up!!!

Jon - No problem!!!! I will try my best to get it to you!

EVO_ATE_U - Done, you are on the list!!! How are the kids doing???

SSKILLA - How is the flash doing!!!

Doc. - Whats up!!!

Rudy - How is the family doing???

gtlimer - Whats up!!!

Anyone else I forgot, have a good morning!!! PPl we are going down hill!!!!

See Ya L8r!!!!!

 

 

No problem! Check your PMs!

 

TRU PLAYER!!!

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.
When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her
legs open and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
of water.
To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and
said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes I did."
She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then.
Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and
asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."


NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!

 

Thx guys, honestly, I dont give a flying KCUF, I got a backup plan and I wanted to leave his *** anyway.

 

^^^^^^
Good one PRVRT. Well I get my ride back tomorrow with the new clutch, pressure plate and flywheel. Woooo hooooo!!!

 

Doing my final now......be back wid you guys later

 

Congrats Doc., hope you have in it and burning a hole through this one!!! ! Spank you!!! Spank you!!!!

 

 

To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardner
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organised
24. tidy
25. very clean
27. athletic
28. affectionate
29. affable
30. attentive
31. ambitious
32. amenable
33. articulate
34. bold
35. brave
36. creative
37. courageous
38. complimentary
39. capable
40. decisive
41. intelligent
42. imaginative
43. interesting
44. prudent
45. patient
46. polite
47. passionate
48. respectful
49. sweet
50. strong
51. skilful
52. supportive
53. sympathetic
54. tolerant
55. understanding
56. someone who loves shopping
57. someone who doesn't make problems
58. someone who never looks at other women
59. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU :
60. are neither jealous nor disinterested
61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her
62. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes
ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO :
63. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation
However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,
you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could
one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life
with you and run off with the first
wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bonviveur she meets...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Let him have sex with you

 

thats so tru!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Banzai !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Knew you would like that one

 

hi everyone, i'll try to get some of the orlando evo guys to go with me to nopi too.