[QUOTE=PRVRT]Good Morning All!!!!



Turbo-Ron - Nice to see you check in!!!

Thanks PRVRT .... happy Friday to all.... here's some light hearted Friday humor I ran across:

Be sure and cancel your credit cards
before you die......... This is just so
priceless....and
so easy to see happening (ESP in Northwest Ohio),
customer
service being what it is....

My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed
her for February and March for their monthly
service charge on her credit card, and then added
late fees and interest on the monthly
charge...the balance had been $0.00... now was
somewhere around $60.00)

I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died
in January."

CitiBank: "The account was never closed and
the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to
collections"

CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it
already has been."

Me: "So, what will they do when they find
out she is dead?"

CitiBank: "Either report her account to the
frauds division, or report her to the credit
bureau maybe both!"

Me: "Do you think God will be mad at
her?"

CitiBank:"...excuse me .?"

Me: "Did you just get what I was telling
you.... the part about her being dead?"

CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my
supervisor!"

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: ''I'm calling to tell you, she died in
January."

CitiBank: "The account was never closed and
the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "You mean you want to collect from her
estate?"

CitiBan k: ".....(stammer)" ....
"Are you her lawyer?"

Me: "No, I'm her great nephew."
(Lawyer info given... )

CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of
death?"

Me: "Sure." ( Fax number is given )

( After they get the fax. )

CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for
death"

Me: "Oh..."

CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do
to help..."

Me: "Well... if you figure it out, great! If
not, you could just

keep billing her...I suppose...don't really think
she will care..."

CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges
do still apply."

Me: "'Would you like her new billing
address?"

CitiBank: "That might help."

Me: " ( Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy
129 and plot number given. )

CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Me: "What do you do with dead people on your
planet?!!"

 

lol... very easy to see this happening.

 

Good lord they sound like they work for Bush, Jeb at least.

 

 

Turbo-Ron, now that's some funny tihs!!!!

 

mephisto.. where you at?

 

Mi deh yah!!!

 

Hi guys:

Hope everybody is doing OK and prepared for the weekend!!!

PVRT remember that I am also going to the Autox and not as a spectator but as a participant. Who knows if I have good ability to perform... I can probably beat SSKILLA's time
Again, it would be nice having a big turn out that day. Let's have a PARTY!!!
See you soon...

 

Good luck Lady B!

 

you gonna be down my side anytime soon or this weekend so we can link up.

 

You know I am there!!! Good Luck!!!!

 

Here is the caption from cnn.com:
Cop clocks Corvette convoy
Sheriff's Deputy Rick Miller works his way down a line of five of eight Corvettes he stopped on July 14 for speeding near Lake Crystal, Minnesota. The drivers were en route to the Black Hills Corvette Classic in South Dakota. Miller had clocked them on Highway 60 going 95 mph in a 65 mph zone.

 

Let's try not to have this happen to us when we're heading to NOPI!!!

 

Thanks Doc ....

PS: Chrysler is having an invitation drive next weekend with the crossfire etc.
I'm going Sat 24th 10 am.
Is anyone else going to this?

 

Where is it gonna be Turbo-Ron?.....If I'm off i'll go...always up for messing with other people's cars....he he..

Mephisto the light are the right size...havne't seen them lit up at night yet but at least they are the same size...and work...we'll see how they light up...I have plenty so I'll give you some next time i see you...thanks again for the link...

Prvrt.....When and where is tyhe auto-X I want to take my friend to go check out the Evo in action....PM or call me