True True, hence Evo-Lite

 

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time to)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

5 WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
( because their ***** fall over their *******s and they vapor lock)

8. WHY DO MEN **********?
(to have sex with someone they love)

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
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10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
he needed a rough draft before making a final copy)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(that one we don't know, cause it's never happened)

 

........ Sum Tin Wong

 

Is it??? Really??? Happy birthday MADDAFUUCKER !!!!!

 

Now this is funny

http://www.videogamedc.com/Pixeled_P...y_mario_2.html

 

Ok time to get the phcuk outta herre

 

wah gwan ya'll...have fun at NOPI!

 

YAY! I'm at work before any of you. stupid Chrysler.

 

Good Thursday!!!

GVR4: Damn, you woke up early today. Hope you enjoy your day!!!

OK, it seems that our NOPI isn't going to be affected by Charley. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
Robert: Happy B'day, missing boy.
The best wishes for all and keep the eyes on the weather news.
Peace

 

Morning all ya peeps and squeeks........

 

ok ....I met a new member to TEMEVO last night.....his name is Kenny ...drives an 03-8.
nice car...nicely modded and looks good.
He came by my office just before I left work ......Nice guy...I invited him to join TEmEVo and the meets and of course the board (here).
He cant make it to NOPI as he will be out of town.
Well hopefully he will post on here soon and introduce himself.

 

So whats the word for NOPI....should I bring my dive gear ?
or my rain coats ?

I guess time will tell...........but from what I am seeing it dont look good....Gonna be **** load of rain....all week-end.

Prvrt....why dont you call up nopi or moroso......I wont be suprised if they postpone the event.

remember...the state of florida is under a state of emergency..and hurricane watch and storm warning...so that might have an effect on the event !!

 

WHEY DE RAS AL YA BOMBA CLATS HIDIN

where is everyone this morning ??

I know.....at Home depot buying ply wood !!

or at the auto store getting wax to clean up the cars for nopi

well no matter where you all are hope everyone has a grat day...stay dry and be safe...

see ya all soon
G

 

Good Morning All!!!!

SSKILLA - Happy Birthday! Your lost and I tried calling you!!! Hope you had a good one!!

EVO_ATE_U - I was waiting until friday to call them up! How are you?? Hope everything is going well!!!

Jon - Whats up!!!

Scooter & Lady B. - I hope that Moroso is not a wash out and good morning!

GVR - Damn you are early!!!

Doc. - Whats up, pimp???

Meph - What dey do, rude bwouy?!?!?!? And burn'em up like a ol'e tire wheel.......

VW - Whats up, bro!?!?! Long time no post!!

Lobo - Anything in the mail yet?????

Going slowly down hill towards NOPI, I hope its not a wash out!!!! (Keeps fingers crossed!)
Have a good day!!!
See Ya L8r!

 

Good morning everyone...Took today off from work!! To much to do to the car and to little time. Yup cars more important than work. Todays schedule: Change brake pads, rotate tires, change tranny fuids, install new pedals. Won't bother cleaning it yet since weather is going to be crap for the next couple of days.