I want a set.!!@!@!@!@!@ I can paypal you the money if you can send them up here.

 

GTLimer send pm me the info on the studs

 

1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize

 

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
the trap.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

 

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in first.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

 

Hey Everybody

 

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

 

SRT4 4EEEEVR

 

Where everyone be hiding today????????

 

U still got doom3 right

 

Yup I still got it

 

I think you should do yours in white and put it on the side of the wing.
or red on the back passenger window.

 

Good Idea I like it

 

 

What color? I'm guessing blue.