TEMEVO/SFL
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From: Miami
Evolving Member
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
Well I guess I will be buying my own Moroso Burgers. This morning everyone was online and now... no one!
As Conan said "to hell vith you!"
As Conan said "to hell vith you!"
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Notice that GVR stopped posting so he won't have to pay up those burgers!!!!!!
Of course if Phlegm Boy had not assualted the city sewer system he wouldn't have that problem...
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 405
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by Scooter
Yes I did notice that he stopped participating in this conversation. Of course I don't blame him either. Of course it could be that the plumber he was waiting for is cleaning his pipes.
Of course if Phlegm Boy had not assualted the city sewer system he wouldn't have that problem...
Of course if Phlegm Boy had not assualted the city sewer system he wouldn't have that problem...
Thats way to funny!!!! Well I am off I hope you ****** get to 700!!! Good luck!!!
Sorry, been enjoying my $899 42" Toshiba with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I can finally see the little blips and shlt on the map now.
Let me try and catch up with you 2 fools' banter these past few hours. I'd say the Subaru is real, although theres a lot of smegma in that pic, so it could have been strategically thrown in to make it seem more real. A little trick I do with my 5 minute chops of PRVRT, add noise, gaussean blurr, etc, makes the picture look shltter quality, but makes it more uniform and believable. Pchop cheatin'.
And yes I'm getting out of my burger bet by illegal means. I called up the INS and put a stop to the majority of postings for the rest of the day. No posting from The Krome!
Let me try and catch up with you 2 fools' banter these past few hours. I'd say the Subaru is real, although theres a lot of smegma in that pic, so it could have been strategically thrown in to make it seem more real. A little trick I do with my 5 minute chops of PRVRT, add noise, gaussean blurr, etc, makes the picture look shltter quality, but makes it more uniform and believable. Pchop cheatin'.
And yes I'm getting out of my burger bet by illegal means. I called up the INS and put a stop to the majority of postings for the rest of the day. No posting from The Krome!
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From: inna deh shadows
Ok I am here now lets see how this works........
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Ok I am here now lets see how this works........
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!!!!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left ********." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right ******** tied to bedpost."
Very funny, but old.
