TEMEVO/SFL
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Hope you girls like it
> ATM Machine Procedures
>
> A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
>
> installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers
>
> to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using
>
> this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined
>
> below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful
>
> research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed.
>
> Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
>
> MALE PROCEDURE:
>
>
>
> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
> 2. Put down your car window.
>
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
> 6. Put window up.
>
> 7. Drive off.
>
>
>
> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
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> the machine.
>
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate
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> card.
>
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
>
> excessive distance from the car.
>
> 8. Insert card.
>
> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
>
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
>
> inside back page.
>
> 11. Enter PIN.
>
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
>
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
>
> of checkbook.
>
> 18. Re-check makeup.
>
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
> 21. Retrieve card.
>
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
>
> slot provided.
>
> 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
>
> waiting behind you.
>
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
> 27. Release Parking Brake.
> ATM Machine Procedures
>
> A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
>
> installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers
>
> to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using
>
> this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined
>
> below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful
>
> research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed.
>
> Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>
>
>
> MALE PROCEDURE:
>
>
>
> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
> 2. Put down your car window.
>
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
> 6. Put window up.
>
> 7. Drive off.
>
>
>
> FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
>
> the machine.
>
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate
>
> card.
>
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
>
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
>
> excessive distance from the car.
>
> 8. Insert card.
>
> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
>
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
>
> inside back page.
>
> 11. Enter PIN.
>
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
>
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
>
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back
>
> of checkbook.
>
> 18. Re-check makeup.
>
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
> 21. Retrieve card.
>
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
>
> slot provided.
>
> 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
>
> waiting behind you.
>
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
> 27. Release Parking Brake.
Oldie, but a goodie, that is classic
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From: Miami
Originally Posted by MephistoKnight
Who pissed you off 
BTW, Nice Picture
BTW, Nice Picture
Last edited by PRVRT; Mar 9, 2005 at 01:09 PM.
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
Remember us west indies ppl don't like the cold nor when it rains casue then we have to shase after the roof as it floats off and plus freeze to hang on!!
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From: Miami
This has to sux!!!!
Let me suit up for this one!!!!!
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From: inna deh shadows
Originally Posted by PRVRT
