Star Wars affects Vishnu
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Star Wars affects Vishnu
It's been a rough day at Vishnu Performance Systems. We lost one of our valued employees to the Dark Side. Dave Finlay (aka Honkey Kong, The Big Donk, etc,.) departed our sales office today at 3pm. He has been spotted battling pimple-faced teenagers with plastic glow-in-the-dark swords. We're still not sure why he refused to come with us to the 9pm showing. But Calvin suspects that he had a costume he wanted to wear. We'll be sure to get to the bottom of things tomorrow when we see him again.
Shiv
Shiv
Shiv,
Ok Shiv, this is very dangerous but it's the best way to lure Dave back into the building. Get a very large bottle of "Corn Huskers Lotion" and tie a string around the neck of the bottle. Then place said bottle in your parking lot, run the string inside the building and wait. Dave can smell that stuff a mile away and he will come running, just as he takes a running dive for it yank the string pulling the bottle closer to the building. Repeat until you have Dave safely inside the building. Be warned, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let him get ahold of that bottle!! If the unthinkable should happen and he does get his hands on the bottle of Corn huskers lotion you may be tempted to watch that beast in action, let me warn you now, DON'T.
If you value having pleasant memories then just LOOK AWAY, for Gods sake man, JUST LOOK AWAY!!! 
John
Ok Shiv, this is very dangerous but it's the best way to lure Dave back into the building. Get a very large bottle of "Corn Huskers Lotion" and tie a string around the neck of the bottle. Then place said bottle in your parking lot, run the string inside the building and wait. Dave can smell that stuff a mile away and he will come running, just as he takes a running dive for it yank the string pulling the bottle closer to the building. Repeat until you have Dave safely inside the building. Be warned, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let him get ahold of that bottle!! If the unthinkable should happen and he does get his hands on the bottle of Corn huskers lotion you may be tempted to watch that beast in action, let me warn you now, DON'T.
If you value having pleasant memories then just LOOK AWAY, for Gods sake man, JUST LOOK AWAY!!! John
Last edited by AustinEVO; May 20, 2005 at 12:38 AM.
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That is f'n hilarious. I called just after he left and Calvin went running outside after him but alas, it was too late. His transition to the darkside was complete. Fortunately, he had already ordered my turbo kit and I was able to reach him via cell.
Going to the dark side must have been easy for him, as he is already employed by the Darkside Tuner......
Going to the dark side must have been easy for him, as he is already employed by the Darkside Tuner......
BS.. you refused to watch it with us at night cuz you were out with ur starwars fan club groupies. and dont even try to tell me that you didnt engage in a couple LIGHTSABER battles before and after the show. and oh yeah i saw the cape in the tibbie so dont try to hide it.
Don't worry Dave, I think Star Wars geeks who dress up rule!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html
Originally Posted by speedomodel
Don't worry Dave, I think Star Wars geeks who dress up rule!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html
