Pish, I'll protect you, I'm 115 lbs of raw fury!

 

more like 105

 

Whatever man, don't forget about downforce!

 

She's prego, so she fighting for two, like a superhuman! Even you, 115 lbs, and me, 78 lbs, I think we'll be slaughtered! Unless we can use my Power Of Grayskull He-Man sword and my genuine Red Ryder 200-shot Carbide Action Air Rifle! We can shoot her eye out!

 

Oh right, I forgot, she's a prego now... Fighting for two is only putting it lightly... Betcha she could take every person who comes on the drive at once...

 

Wait wait, Riley are they all gonna meet us in PC or down in Provo? Are you gonna ride with one of them down to meet us?

 

That's why I married her! So she could fight my battles for me! She's such a good sport. She puts up with me and my bby mistress.

 

And carries around your (hopefully) genetic material for 9 months while it grows inside of her. Can't beat that. Well, maybe putting up with the bby mistress beats that, but don't tell her I said that.

 

Tooo late............ this is her!!!!!!!!!! AH HAHAHA! I sent Evan to bed to think about what he had done!

 

Haha, is he grounded now?

 

No way!!! I wouldn't torture myself like that! He just has to fold my laundry. .. . I know I know I am so evil...

 

Haha, is he that hard to put up with if you make him stay home all the time? How's folding laundry that evil?

 

Thats the point,,,,,, its not evil..... lol yeah he is like a 5 year old with ADDD+DD (if that exists) and he just bounces off the walls lol.... So I'd rather send him on a drive then make him stay stay home. . .lol Okay I am just kidding he's not that bad. And I never ground him. lol

 

GAAWD!!! That was torture!!! Man I have it rough! I'd rather be beaten with a belt than fold laundry! She's great!

 

No, actually the DSM-IV (psych manual thingy) doesn't even include ADD anymore, its ADHD now (I guess they figured you had to be hyperactive to have attention deficits). Plus what was your's, attention deficit deficit disorder plus deficit disorder? Seems like he might have a little too much sugar before bed most nights though...

Poor Evan.