This story is just meant to make us EVO owners feel a lil better. Not meant to say Im cool or somein. But Karma does come around. Ill be the first to admit. Ive been pulled over quite a few times. And everytime I have been basically treated with respect and the cops have been cool. I mean yea I got a few bull pullovers. One time I just closed my restaurant and was just driving to get a late nite snack. Well I was till in my parking lot and I was fiddling with my lights playing with the adjustable fogs. Well a cop pulls me over in the parking lot and asks what I was doing. I told her I was just testing my lights. Anyways stupid cop lady gives me a bunch of crap. Then she sees the local parking lot truck crew pulling off and says to me "So I see your friends are pulling off without you". First off Im like say what second of off Im thinking why would I be hanging out with those cool guys and their big ole trucks. Im Chinese and in an EVO. Yea I would really fit in with the rednecks with their fords and chevys. Anyways long story short she lets me off with nothing but wasting my time and giving me all this attitude showing her power.
Well I was ticked. And I remembered this good ol cop and her name. I mean not exactly a big town and all the cops basically eat in my restaurant and Im buddies with quite a few of them. Well I got her order one day and I gave her a lil somein extra in her food. And then it was so funny cause to top it all off. She picked up her order and didnt dare look at me. I guess she recognized me. Bull** returned. She stepped in my world and I set her straight.

 

Dero, this was in Somers (I think, the town boundaries are hard to distinguish), near Baldwin Place on route 118, it's a long straightaway. It was a Sunday morning 3:15 AM.

 

Best story ever? So was it semen, hair, urine..?

 

..or worse, MSG (shreiking violin sound plays)

 

i would add lots of pepper to make her cry lol

 

Nah I was sick at the time. So I gave her a lil bit of mucus and snot. A lil extra flavor. Cant have somein too obvious. Oh as for MSG. There was alot of dat already.

 

You were sick and were still handling food? That's just plain disgusting.

 

you guys might be happy to know this:

i just called the trooper barracks for the town I was in when I was pulled. I told them where and when it happened, described the officers and filed a formal complaint. He said he'd talk to his sergeant about it and make sure it's dealt with.