hmmmm weres the guy that caught some one talking to girls at a mall pretending that it was his car.. hahahah im still waiting for that one

 

I pulled up to the McDonlads drive thru window the other night when the guy leans out of the window and says "Dude, I'm not even gonna ask you how you're doing" When I was pulling off he says "I know your gonna have a good night"
I just laughed.

 

Haha about 4 days ago me and some friends where walking threw the mall parking lot when i saw a nice eclipse. I had to stop and look at it. It was soo pretty , real low, nice weels, and dark dark windows. I was looking at the back for a while, then i walked up the driver side and was looking at the front drivers side weels.

My friend was still in the back, so i yell "Hey come check out this guys rims, lucky flick!!!(not exactly what i said but you know)" As soon as i yell that the window rolls down, and there is the owner sitting in the driver seat with a girl ridding shotty...

He just gives me this look like he wanted to laugh, i busted out laughing. Was just like "nice rims man..." and walked away. Im sure my face was bright red lol. Felt soo stupid, but the driver didnt seem to care im sure he was laughing the whole time we were looking at it. Just glad he didnt think i was gunna try to mess it up.

 

 

i once had a group of cars( 3 hondas with fart cans and one GST 2nd gen) follow me for like 10 miles driving around me taking pics and giving me the thumbs up. then the gst wanted to race to, i just toyed with it for a bit. she won after she flashed me and broke my concentration. thats my story..washington people are weird.

thou all the MP's on ft. lewis with STi's always wanna race me when they see my AMStuned.com stickers.

 

evoloverforver. i had that the first night i had my car some dude was talkin it up tryin to hook up with these girls samin my shyte was his. then i hopped in told him nice car and left!

 

I dont know if its the wierdest (cause Ive gotten alot of unwanted attention with the EVOs)... but the most ANNOYING question I get is people asking:

"Is it fast?"

.....


No, its real slow.... real slow... it cant go over 30mph..


lol... ive just had to answer that one too many times..

 

Two kids came to my front door saying they were collecting some money for some school event - they looked about 16. One says "nice Evo, man" and claimed he had an Evo parked at his house also. The other kid with him said "oh I got an STi instead because they are AWD". I was like "the Evo is AWD too". I couldn't convince him, even after showing him the ACD button.

 

lol

Last month I ordered a pizza because I'm fat and lazy, but that's a whole other story. Anyways, About 30 min later I hear my doorbell ring so I get the cash and coupon (oh ya I'm cheap too) and I open the door. I see the delivery guys car there running but no delivery guy. I step outside and look in my driveway and he's standing there holding the pizza and staring at my car.

I yell "Hey bud, did you ring my doorbell?" and he's like "Yeah.... Is that your evo?" We talked for a second and he commented on how his friend just bought an MR. But by that point I was really hungry and wanted to get back to watching the game and eating pizza. lol

 

Everytime I arrive somewhere, a crowd forms around me. As soon as I get out they all start cheering and hoist me up in the air, chanting my name, and carry me to my destination. There are fireworks and confetti and everything. It's so great.

 

you too? I thought I was the only one...

 

well i have had alot of ppl say "nice car" or "damn u must be rich" and im like thanx but im not rich! and they say sure dude, sure .

- one day i was late for school and i was goint 77 in a 70 when i got clocked and i got pulled over. well the officer asked me to get out put my hands on the wing and he patted me (which i did not like), this is when his buddy arrives as back up. well the asked me if i was nervis and i said no. so he puts me in the back set fo the car and asked me if it would be ok to search my car, and i said ya go a head.
well they take about 20 minuts and come back and ask me "where did you get those seats cuz there nice" and i said they come with my car and they looked at me like if i was lieing, jejep then the his buddy asked me why do i have a hole in my hood and i said it is to vent the hot air, and he said "really that much hot air comes out?" then they said i can leave .

- also i get the "is it fast" i just say some times and

- also have had ppl ask me to burn out and i said i cant and they say"why are u scared" and i say no its awd and they say "what awd?"

- my friend (who has a modded wrx) always grabs the **** bars when im about to go around a corner.

 

When i had my evo rs i had a bunch of kids at a circuit city yell NICE WANNABE EVO...so i just went up beside them and revved it then they heard the whoosh and they shutup and went inside.....

but most people had no clue what the car was.....or they just thought it was a regualr lancer

 

People always ask " Are thoughs real brembos" I always say "NAW man I got the decal for 50HP brakes" then drive off.

 

My gf asked if it could switch between automatic and manual after looking at the IC sprayer switch