LOL!!!

 

My favorite was from my mom when she first drove my EVO. She comes back and when she gets out of the car she says " your going to lose your license with this thing the way it pulls when that turbo kicks in I was doing fifty before I knew it"

 

Lots of funny things happen I was in my 03 VIII got a SLOW DOWN in a local neigborhood I was going under the speed limit.

I went to local Mitsubishi Dealer to get crush washers for the oil drain plug w/ my girls 04 RS and Every salesman in the shop comes out and one says "did you do all the work yourself" Im like its stock its an EVO RS. There like you took the wing off Im like no it comes like this. They go is it turbo and AWD Im LIKE YYYEEESSS ITS AN EVO. Funny thing is that there's a GG IX MR right in the show room. Oh and Sticker was only 36000

 

I had a small truck rev at me at a light in the rain. There was also a cop 2 cars behind us. The light turned green and he sat there spinning his wheels for like 10 seconds and I slowly drove off, watching him sit there in the rain spinning. He's lucky the cop ignored his sorry ***...

 

I drove to the store with my friend in his brothers 300ZX TT, we get out and the turbotimer kicks in and all, we're walking away and a pretty hot girl is like:

Girl: "You left your car on"
Friend: "Yeah the keys are in it too, that way I don't have to start it again when I come out"
Girl: "Someone's going to steal it"
Friend: "Don't worry I locked the doors"

I was laughing my *** off