Here is something to make you smile...
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Here is something to make you smile...
Well, since we are all depressed until we have more news, here is an old war story I dug up from the Talon digest. It does have a mitsubishi in it. Its a little weird but it might make you laugh.
>Subject: <90+> Funny story from the Z-Forum by James
>Author: <stage3@aros.net>
>So, there I was leaving work when I crept up on this red light and
>when all of a sudden this Black Eclipse turbo pulls up next to me at
>the light. By glancing at the car in my rear view, I could tell that
>he had a few mods, including Performace Exhaust (about 4" chrome
>tips) when I looked a little closer, I saw a roll bar, I was
>thinking, man do I want to race this guy or what! Oh, by the way,
>I have a 91 TT stage 12 with NOS, and a new ash tray. This guy rev's
>his engine. That's when I lowered my window and told him "Hey, you
>riceburning baffon, you have no chance against my Super car. Are you
>a retard with a credit card? Then the idiot says, no, but you are!
>I said well, we will see about that. So when the light turns green,
>the guy takes off. I gave him about a 3 second head start, to see
>what he could really do, then I let him have it. I could feel the
>pebbles in the bottom of my shoe grinding on the gas pedal, clawing
>there way into the rubber sole. My tires were spinning so I let off
>a little, by this time I am even with him, So while I am even I role
>my window down and I yell "hey, is that all that you can do" and I
>laugh at him. then the guy gives me the finger! This made me very
>angry. I slowed down a bit and got behind him, then slowly tapped
>his bumper, pushing him, boy oh boy, that is when my 1300 hp really
>comes in handy, as I pushed him, I could hear his tires screaching,
>trying to stop, but it was to late, I had already turned his car
>sideways and off the road into the sidewalk, I then got out of the
>car and broke his window, pulled him out of the car, and then
>proceded to beat him with my sack of Nuts, when I was in the middle
>of the beating, the sack ripped and the Nutts went all onto his face,
>and hair, it was funny, I then told him to tell me what his favorite
>car was and of course he said 300zx, as he begged for this encounter
>to be over, A police car pulls up, the guy gets out and says, hey,
>thats a nice car, I was like "Thanks" Some how all of us made up and
>took a ride in the police car to the dunk'n Donuts and had some
>donuts, I had Strawberry iced one, and they both had Chocolate."
>By James
>91' 300ZXTT
>Subject: <90+> Funny story from the Z-Forum by James
>Author: <stage3@aros.net>
>So, there I was leaving work when I crept up on this red light and
>when all of a sudden this Black Eclipse turbo pulls up next to me at
>the light. By glancing at the car in my rear view, I could tell that
>he had a few mods, including Performace Exhaust (about 4" chrome
>tips) when I looked a little closer, I saw a roll bar, I was
>thinking, man do I want to race this guy or what! Oh, by the way,
>I have a 91 TT stage 12 with NOS, and a new ash tray. This guy rev's
>his engine. That's when I lowered my window and told him "Hey, you
>riceburning baffon, you have no chance against my Super car. Are you
>a retard with a credit card? Then the idiot says, no, but you are!
>I said well, we will see about that. So when the light turns green,
>the guy takes off. I gave him about a 3 second head start, to see
>what he could really do, then I let him have it. I could feel the
>pebbles in the bottom of my shoe grinding on the gas pedal, clawing
>there way into the rubber sole. My tires were spinning so I let off
>a little, by this time I am even with him, So while I am even I role
>my window down and I yell "hey, is that all that you can do" and I
>laugh at him. then the guy gives me the finger! This made me very
>angry. I slowed down a bit and got behind him, then slowly tapped
>his bumper, pushing him, boy oh boy, that is when my 1300 hp really
>comes in handy, as I pushed him, I could hear his tires screaching,
>trying to stop, but it was to late, I had already turned his car
>sideways and off the road into the sidewalk, I then got out of the
>car and broke his window, pulled him out of the car, and then
>proceded to beat him with my sack of Nuts, when I was in the middle
>of the beating, the sack ripped and the Nutts went all onto his face,
>and hair, it was funny, I then told him to tell me what his favorite
>car was and of course he said 300zx, as he begged for this encounter
>to be over, A police car pulls up, the guy gets out and says, hey,
>thats a nice car, I was like "Thanks" Some how all of us made up and
>took a ride in the police car to the dunk'n Donuts and had some
>donuts, I had Strawberry iced one, and they both had Chocolate."
>By James
>91' 300ZXTT
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No, serious dude. 600 shot of NOSSS, Twin turbo Supercharged (Twincharged), 500lb ground effects, 250lb stereo, GT style wing, 22 inch rims, and a powerd by Honda sticker with a SiR badge.
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