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Cobalt SS here! OH no

Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:18 PM
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you started the thread......and your friends came over too....

im telling the EVO guys to stop posting because honestly no one cares what you have to say and I know why you are like I stated in my last post. no one cares about the Slobalt so just stop posting and enjoy reading though evolutionm.net.
Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:21 PM
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i dont even know who this other guy is.... chill man. damn.
Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by fast cobalt
a tuned ss/tc will beat a tuned evo. And in the turns look at the time attack cobalt it beat everything out their including the lancer(evo).oh yea at least it is not a ugly *** 4 door,thats only 1 step away from being a station wagon. oh and for the record my cobalt is faster than yours. only a 107 in the 1/4 that must hurt.
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no theres a bunch of rude stupid mother fuc$#@^ on here running their mouth so ill run it back ***** BOY!!!!!
i feel a ban coming on lol

first off, the cobalt that raced in that time attack was a factory backed car with more money and r&d spent than any other team there. it also had a 200 shot of nitrous for the straights. THAT's how it won the time attack, not because it was some miracle machine. the only thing that time attack car shared with the cobalt you drive is the name. that thing was an all out race car with millions dumped into it going against cars built by tuner shops for probably 1/20th the cost or less, and it still needed that 200 shot to win. it was the only car in the time attack running nitrous.

a tuned EVO X will beat a tuned Cobalt. EVO X's are picking up anywhere from 65-85+WHP with just a tune, BONE STOCK OTHERWISE. the cobalt can't keep up with the EVO X in stock form so if you add another 85whp how does that add up to a cobalt victory?

also, you're the biggest idiot in here if you honestly think that a front wheel drive car will handle anywhere near as well as an AWD car with torque splitting differentials to send power from front to back, and side to side. it's also equipped with LSD's front and rear. your arguement makes ZERO sense to anyone that knows anything about cars. this isn't even really about the EVO and the Cobalt, it's about common ****ing sense.

sorry to burst your bubble, but the Cobalt SS only manages .89g on the skidpad, and 69.1mph through the slalom. the EVO X has pulled .99g and 70.7mph through the slalom. EVO IX does .95g and 70.7 throught the slalom. in other words, it kicks the cobalt's cheap ***.

oh, and my trap speed, the car was BONE ****ING STOCK when i ran that time. how much money did you have to spend on your cobalt to make it as fast as a stock EVO in a straight line and still have a car that can't turn, and people laugh at you for driving a cobalt? my EVO's not a drag car. bring your POS cobalt to any autocross or racetrack and i'll stomp you into the ground. i'd even drive YOUR car faster than you.

Enjoy your stay while you can. i feel a ban coming on.

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Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:27 PM
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i just realized you both live in the great state of LA....let this happen and post vids....the slobalt guy is a female body part if he doest take up on the offer.

http://maps.google.com/maps?rlz=1C1G...N&hl=en&tab=wl

hell i might even drive out there to watch and laugh...maybe even run him at the track.

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Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lancerguy'03
i just realized you both live in the great state of LA....let this happen and post vids....the slobalt guy is a female body part if he doest take up on the offer.

http://maps.google.com/maps?rlz=1C1G...N&hl=en&tab=wl
no, the OP is an okay guy, and he's from LA.

the douche nozzle cobalt dude is from Louisville, KY. that sounds about right
Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:34 PM
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^^^ oh. well this thread didt make since from the beginning so im blaming the slobalt from LA for starting this and then having his friends from the slobalt forum come join in.

maybe we should do a Slobalt vs EVO Olympics and smash this BS. only thing is were going to need to find enough evo guys that want to waste gas and needlessly beat on there cars.

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Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:36 PM
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I am getting lost? please get this none sense out of my WELcome thread.

btw thanks ODUB,I was just down there for IFO not to long ago.

Are you coming to IFO up here?
Old Jun 26, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Cobaltboi318
Hey guys....


I drive a 2009 Cobalt SS/TC

I guess ill post my write up later about the car. After the haters come in


i fail to see the "welcome" part to this....
Old Jun 26, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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Quite enough of this crap..
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