I think my screen/nick name should be "Bandit." This morning marks my 5th pull-over and 3rd ticket since getting my baby (2nd pull-over and 2nd ticket since my mods).

I know it's just a minor hassle and I know it isn't going to mean much in the end. But damn....I need a cowboy hat, a red and white striped, monogrammed jacket, and a nice '70's **** star mustache....if I could grow a mustache that is.

And I was in such a greeeaaat mood already.

 

Epic, sir. I have only been pulled over once, was showing off, but got off with a warning. Hahah

 

I must have a tracking device in my tailpipe (or some other orifice). This is getting ridiculous.

 

duuude, and it's definitely not your fault you keep getting tickets. maybe if you drove faster they would never catch up

 

*cough* slow the f down *cough*

 

I spoke too soon, got pulled over for ignoring a stop sign that wasn't facing me or my direction, apparently I should of just "known".

 

What did you get a ticket for this time? Did you ever just go buy that radar detector? It would save your ***

 

This time it was *allegedly* (I love that word) 85 in a 70 -- on the Bush. I can't gripe about the guy too much. According to him, he was tailing from 35 all the way to the Bush, so he *could* have written it for 85 in a 65, but he didn't.

And no, I haven't got the detector yet. I'll get it soon, though. But in this case, it wouldn't have saved me. He paced me. I didn't even know there was a cop anywhere around me until the lights came on.

 

In Dallas that might be true, what with their no chase policy and all.

 

I drive *very* slowly. It's my car that goes fast.

 

Heck, pace tickets are EASY to get out of. Easy mode dismissal.

 

you should get a yaris

 

Here. I can relinquish my plate if you want.

 

2nd that

 

you could always tell the cop you were being chased by a black suburban