keep in mind the way the car is set up, it's very purpose build, It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

Its got five speeds instead of six so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time.

another nice feature is that it has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's also a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

im very happy with it

 

LMAO

Mitsubishi left all of that out of the brochure when I was lookin for mine... here I thought this thing was for muddin through soccer field parking lots? WTF is with the child seat hooks? Im glad I yanked mine out for a camera mount...

 

Garret that is hands down the funniest thing over heard in awhile, I'm 21 today ***** when we going to the bar

 

happy birthday slater!!!!, you tell me when we're goin to the bar. i dont wanna **** off your girl, but we can go whenever you want. im gonna get you mashed up

 

Happy 21st Jason hahaha fockin young bucks .

Garrett you sound like your in the zone my man, That 5 gallon of E in your back seat got ya reelin . You probly left that shat back there just for the extra edge it adds to your currrent driving experience.

I feeel ya tho bro!!!

 

Ian, I think it was in that owners manual thing nobody reads except when they are stranded.

Mine has a special page "Miss the options list and build quality of cars from the 1970's, Deaf or Amish? Introducing the Lancer EVO RS!

 

I still want your RS

 

Make me an offer. I doubt I'd sell it but who knows.

 

wow. awesome. just awesome.

 

If I didn't have the SE believe me, offers would have been made

 

Hey guys good luck racing on saturday. I assume you guys are running the time trial. Please someone txt me the results!

 

ok time for me to get serious most of you have no idea who I am, well my name is Jason I own 3 cars 2 of which consist of an 05 Evo mr, tho other a fully built sickly clean Honda del sol. Well about 3 weeks ago I blew the motor on the del sol( fully built sleeved block 35r pump gas 503whp) the dilemma is that my Evo has been nothing short of an absolute nightmare ( 30r hks cams greddy fmic injen if pipe tial 44mm and 50mm and invidia exhaust act 2600) it has been nothing but problematic made 390whp on buschurs Dyno with no meth and bad gas, but since then my tranny **** out on me and my headgasket has **** the bed as well. Being as I'm looking into buying a house and I've just spent and unbelievable amount of money on an undisclosed investment, should I spend 2k on a new bottom end for the del sol run race gas next tune and probably make 600whp or start pouring money into my Evo and try and bring it up to par, I really don't know , I sent someone 500 as a down payment on there bottom end but I'm still contemplating what I should do while I wait for him to pull the motor, any help or advice is appreciated

 

you bought Kyle's old MR right? graphite grey with the carbon hood? Buschur cast 3065 kit with meth?

 

Yes sir, the car has been beatin to death it's whole life, the car has been nothing but **** for me and I'm disgusted with it as well as the dealer who sold it , however I'm also to blame as well, but after all is said and done the car is still and Evo and has the capability of being an awesome car, I just don't know at this point which to put the money into, which is a step up for the Evo because last week I really contemplated burning it to the ground

 

Get the Evo is good running order. I would think that a properly running Evo would be a lot more rewarding ownership experience then a Honda del sol.

Do the five speed swap.