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Aug 12, 2011 | 09:42 AM

#26506

dek0026

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From: PA

This page has some funny ones

http://becauseracecar.org/page/5/

Aug 12, 2011 | 09:55 AM

#26507

robertg

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From: king of prussia, pa

Aug 12, 2011 | 10:43 AM

#26508

chu

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Looks great Pete.

Aug 12, 2011 | 10:50 AM

#26509

AlwaysinBoost

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From: In da streetz

for your nerdy types...

http://www.readingsoft.com/

I got 265wpm and 82% comprehension at midnight while stoned... woo hoo.

Aug 12, 2011 | 12:06 PM

#26510

PeteyTurbo@KHC

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Why cold tires? because racecar

Aug 12, 2011 | 12:11 PM

#26511

Jeffroevoix

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From: SE-PA

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysinBoost

for your nerdy types...

http://www.readingsoft.com/

I got 265wpm and 82% comprehension at midnight while stoned... woo hoo.

I got 213wpm and 64% comprehension, probably should have got stoned first

Aug 12, 2011 | 02:48 PM

#26512

Mr. MR

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Why no $
Because Racecar

Why drive a diesel truck as a daily
Because Racecar

Why no room in garage
Because Racecar

I could keep goin

Aug 12, 2011 | 03:10 PM

#26513

igo4bmx

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. MR

Why no $
Because Racecar

Why drive a diesel truck as a daily
Because Racecar

Why no room in garage
Because Racecar

I could keep goin

Why no sex?
because racecar

Aug 12, 2011 | 03:12 PM

#26514

honda-guy

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why cracked windshield?
because race car

Aug 12, 2011 | 03:16 PM

#26515

igo4bmx

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why at stripclub?
because familycar

Aug 12, 2011 | 04:00 PM

#26516

dek0026

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My neighbor asked me today "why so many gas can"

I replied "because racecar"

Actually I said "f-ck off and mind your own business before I beat your *** in front of your wife and kids."

Aug 12, 2011 | 04:48 PM

#26517

honda-guy

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why bent splitter?
because someone drove my race car :P

Aug 12, 2011 | 05:23 PM

#26518

Mr. MR

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Funny Dan,

my neighbor asked me why I was working late on my car.... I answered

BECAUSE RACECAR ****

BTW that really happened just not exactly that way

Aug 12, 2011 | 05:24 PM

#26519

Mr. MR

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Quote:

Originally Posted by honda-guy

why cracked windshield?
because race car

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F it, I am not fixing it until that ish shatters.... gives the car personality, why........wait for it......

BECAUSE RACECAR Bishes

Aug 12, 2011 | 05:30 PM

#26520

grillpt

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Why brakes so loud?

Because racecar

A coworker of mine actually asked me earlier if I needed new brakes?